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insta: fantony312

[versaceslut]

[feistyfrank]

this video NEVER gets old

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2]

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

[djchives]

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

[angelicbreadroll]

my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

[zinge]

And people say soulmates don’t exist.

[coffee-adderall-sold-deactivate]

A story by Nicholas Sparks

[dojacat]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

[alreadyclaimednamefk]

[guayaba00]

IM SCREAMING

[captainevans]

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

[salty-red-mage]

[relatablemagic]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[kathybethterry]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Yes

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

You asked for it

[angelbabyspice]

ah

[swarnpert]

coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you

me, stupid:

[raitoskitchen]

[avvocarlo]

french people be like wee wee lol

[bitchycode]

[safesext]

This is really on her insta story I’m crying

[slkjflkjwefjskljf-deactivated20]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

my aesthetic

[cosed]

gasolina, the original despacito,

[cosed]

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

[friendly-animals]