gone with the schwinn

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[carmelasoprano]

Bernadette Peters in the July 1984 issue of LIFE magazine

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

What if I went insane for the new guest room bed. Like, completely off my rocker.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[english-history-trip]

Taskmaster - Series 19, Episode 6: Work out what Alex has on the very top of his head

[despazito]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[absurdlogic]

love is stored in the kitty cat

commissions open | info

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[furrytechgirl]

I can sell these bad bitches to all the occultists and covens making a killing! I bet the Catholic Church would buy them for $1 a pop. . .

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

Plant seeds

[middleagedandoutoftouch]

the fuck am I gonna do with a lifetime supply of ROCKS??? All the people I'd want to throw them at live in different countries :(

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

@middleagedandoutoftouch you give me half your rocks, Ill give you half my seeds and we can build two rock gardens.

[nuggsmum]

Engagement rings.