[wingsoutforshin]

tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does

[lightningstrikes-art]

[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: *Gag* It's okay. Almost done. A few more bites. You can do this, Fenton. *chew* *Gag, chock gag*

Damian: Oh, for Pete's sake! Fenton! Stop it! It's just a salad! You do not have to retch every time you have some! Especially in the school cafeteria! It's gross!

Danny startled: Oh sorry, Mr. Wayne, I didn't mean bother you.

Damian: Tsk. Don't call me Mr. Wayne, we are the same age. Now, what seems to be the problem? Why must you make that noise every time you eat a salad?

Danny: I'm sorry, I don't know why I do that, but every time I try to be healthy, I just gag. My mom says it because I'm a picky eater, and I just have to force myself-

Damian: Your mother is a fool. Forcing yourself to eat something that causes such a repulsive reaction means something else is obviously at play and not you being picky. What part of the salad makes you react?

Danny: *Frog blink*

Damian: Fenton!

Danny: Oh-sorry- the lettuce?

Damian: Are you allergic?

Danny: I don't think so.

Damian: You don't think so? This means you had never had a professional check to be sure, does it not?

Danny: Um-

Damian: I know a free clinic that will test you. If you are not allergic, then it's likely a texture issue or something psychological. Whatever the reason, no more forcing yourself to eat it. Do you understand?

Danny: Um-

Damian: *Slams hand on table* Do. You. Understand?

Danny: But....the salad is all I can afford off the Academy menu and we aren't allowed to bring outside food.

Damian: No matter. I will purchase your meals from now on.

Danny: What!? I can't accept that! I don't want to take advantage!

Damian: Hmmmm so your sense of justice and pride are a issue? Then do something for me in exchange for the meals.

Danny wary: What is it?

Damian: The animal shelter need more volunteers. They do not have enough funds to hire someone full time but the animals are the ones suffering for it and I will not stand it. You will accompany me to the shelter everyday of the week to help out in exchange for five meals out of the week. Do we have an accord?

Danny: *frog blink*

Damian: FENTON

Danny: Yes! Yes, ugh, yes I can do that.

Damian: Good. Now, let's get you some lunch that wont make you sick. Up, pretty boy.

Danny dazed: Okay.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Someone asked how Waynes would look at this relationship, and I decided it would go like this:

Damian: This is Daniel Fenton. He is the other volunteer at the Wayne Animal Home and Gotham Animal shelter.

Tim: Wait- you volunteer at both locations? What was the point of buying out Pete's Hospital if you still split your time between it and the Gotham Animal Shelter? Also, why haven't you bought it too? I know Bruce increased your allowance.

Damian through grit teeth: The city won't sell it to me.

Danny gently patting his shoulder: It's okay. They listen to all your requests since you've been funding them. You practically own them already. Only you're more like a silent partner.

Damian relaxing: I do handle all purchases and employees' income.

Danny: Yeah!

Damian: Thank you Daniel, you always know what to say to lift my spirits and help calm my mind.

Tim backing up: WITCHCRAFT

Damian: Be silent fool.

Danny: *Stomach growl* Oh sorry that's embarrassing I-

Damian pulling out a container of fruit from his bag: Snack time.

Danny: Yes, grapes!! :D

Damian smiling: I could feed them to you so you can play your video games.

Dick appearing from a vent: Excuse me, is this a boyfriend?

Damian: No. Also, Father, Todd, Brown, Thomas, and Cain get out of the vents! Stop spying on Daniel. He can sense you.

Danny: It's true. I realized you were in there the moment I walked through the front door. But dont worry, my family is a little odd too. My mom brings food to life, and my dad fishes the dead souls on the weekends.

Damian: As one does.

Danny: Quite.

Bruce crawling out from a bottom vent: It's lovely to meet one of Damian's friends! How did you meet?

Danny: He feeds me

Jason jumping down from the ceiling: How all true friendships begin.

Damian: I intend to marry Daniel into the family. But I do not fancy boys so....Daniel pick one.

Danny: Im good with just the grapes. Besides I'm too young for marriage

Damian: I understand. We will revisit this conversation when we are legal adults.

Bruce: You will not :D

Damian: I recommend Drake. He will be the easiest to manage in marriage.

Tim: Hey!

[parzlydreams]

This is awesome they are dating without realizing it 🤣.

I can just imagine one of Danny’s friends having to explain to them everything they do together is what couples do with each other.

[nohhhdrr]

When they get older and start dating (after realising their feelings and Damien's sexuality, yada yada) I imagine it's gonna be like

"Danny, how did you bag a baddie?" Danny: I didn't bag shit Damien fed me, picked me up by my neck and threw me over his shoulder. And I got no plans getting off anytime soon.

[beybuniki]

"It's for your own good."

[beybuniki]

[c0mm] post-war touya and rei cooking together for @camazotz 🌸

[beybuniki]

epilogue

[whimswonders]

[danidoodels]

little doodle of tiny Tim and his big brother Jason, I've been reading so many baby Tim fics lately and they mean the world to me<3

[nerdpoe]

"In other news, the newly discovered Infinite Realms, an alien dimension that sits right next to our own, has announced that they do not believe in America."

"...What?" Flash asks, protein bar halfway to his mouth. He's in the cafeteria of the Watchtower, and he's not the only one with his eyes pinned to the TV.

"I'm not sure I understand, Linda, can you clarify what they mean by that?" The male reporter asks, smile strained.

"Certainly, Todd. The Infinite Realms has stated that they do not believe that the United States of America is a real country, and as such, will not seek to make any deals or treaties with them."

Wonder Woman raises an eyebrow, leaning back in her seat.

"Then...then what do they think America is?" Todd asks from the TV, sounding a little desperate.

"Apparently, they view America as 'a collection of toddlers that bathe in money pretending like they own the world'."

Green Arrow starts laughing so hard he dry heaves.

[evilminji]

I mean... politically? America DID start it. The I.R. does have the right to do that. Especially if they have the ability to keep America from... you know... *all the historical examples of America doing as it has done* to them?

Honestly? Power move would be to recognize the Tribes. Since according to THIER(Infinite Realms) records? They were there first. Sorry guys! You're illegal immigrants. We only recognize the RIGHTFUL governments of this land.

Frankly? Put Sam in charge of it. She'd have fun.

[nerdpoe]

"Okay. So what you're saying, Linda, is that they will only acknowledge the Native Nations within America, but not America itself?"

"That appears to be correct Todd."

"Then what, exactly, do they think is in-between Native lands? The ocean?"

"Apparently, as I clearly stated before, they believe it's a no mans land infested with toddlers that bathe in money and pretend they own the world."

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"Do you need me to get you a pacifier, Todd? Would that make you feel better?"

[thatrandomsarahchick]

Danny travels back in time to make treaties with the native tribes and their Spirits. Then goes forward and has the historical proof of their existence from before the white man came and started their tantrums.

[aizawaondrugs]

Okay, but Danny does this in multiple places with multiple tribes and ummm actually? Australia might be cool right now but those non-native people are still fucking trespassing. Yeah, they've been doing it for hundreds of years, in the IR they'd have to work the squatting off! What do you mean humans don't live that long?

Just this:

Danny with wide eyes and 100% malice: We can either agree on this my way or your way. If you really want to do it your way, I'd just like to remind you that the Nuke your people sent to my home just a couple of years ago would be a declaration of war and that every soldier that dies for you will become a part of my army.

Constantine: *throws a half drunk cross and starts chugging*

Batman(Dick): *doing a double take bc no one told him about any of this shit*

Robin(Damian), trying to figure out why the air around Phantom tastes like spicy Lazarus Water: 🧐🧐🧐

[thatrandomsarahchick]

Australia is very much not cool right now. We still asking for a treaty and being ignored.

100% our Indigenous Peoples would be behind him.

[aizawaondrugs]

Danny Phantom, a white American turned death god: Fuck you, colonizer! *mumbling* Do I count as a colonizer bc American or do I count as a potential victim bc of Pariah Dark? This is so fucked

Indigenous people: *looking at him funny bc he's so pasty white even death couldn't colour him like it did the other ghosts*

Also indigenous people: He's not wrong, you're full of shit and we want our lands back

Also I didn't mean cool, like everything is perfectly fine, I meant that there's no concentration camps being set up for people with a convincing summer tan, as far as I've heard.

[nerdpoe]

"In other news, the newly discovered Infinite Realms, an alien dimension that sits right next to our own, has announced that they do not believe in America."

"...What?" Flash asks, protein bar halfway to his mouth. He's in the cafeteria of the Watchtower, and he's not the only one with his eyes pinned to the TV.

"I'm not sure I understand, Linda, can you clarify what they mean by that?" The male reporter asks, smile strained.

"Certainly, Todd. The Infinite Realms has stated that they do not believe that the United States of America is a real country, and as such, will not seek to make any deals or treaties with them."

Wonder Woman raises an eyebrow, leaning back in her seat.

"Then...then what do they think America is?" Todd asks from the TV, sounding a little desperate.

"Apparently, they view America as 'a collection of toddlers that bathe in money pretending like they own the world'."

Green Arrow starts laughing so hard he dry heaves.

[evilminji]

I mean... politically? America DID start it. The I.R. does have the right to do that. Especially if they have the ability to keep America from... you know... *all the historical examples of America doing as it has done* to them?

Honestly? Power move would be to recognize the Tribes. Since according to THIER(Infinite Realms) records? They were there first. Sorry guys! You're illegal immigrants. We only recognize the RIGHTFUL governments of this land.

Frankly? Put Sam in charge of it. She'd have fun.

[austsakurakyzor]

I'm curious as to how the I.R. would act in regards to Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Belize, the Carribean countries, or the South American nations.

Like, Canada doesn't have a good track record, either, but at least the government is trying to do better by us. Truth & Reconciliation is too little too late, but it's still an effort that we do appreciate.

[thecrowthatyellsow]

Dick’s not that fond of Jason yet but he’ll get there eventually :))

[hazzymayy]

Who could’ve caught them

[arsonsketch]

I love dad jokes and the classic, ‘Oh you scraped your knee? Guess we have to amputate the leg!’ joke always gets me lol. I also have a soft spot for really cool looking scars obtained in dumb ways.

[kokodrawings]

Artober day 14: Copy Cat Kakashi (part 2)

[dcxdpdabbles]

No one:

Damain taking notice of the adoring looks his older siblings sent his cooking instructor Danny Fenton:

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Hello everyone, I'm Danny Fenton, the TA for orbital mechanics 101. I will be in charge of most of our lectures, grading assignments and outside of class time tutoring. I want everyone to know I record my lectures so if any of you have recording devices you want to place on my podium, you may. Any questions?

Tim: Yes, Mr. Fenton. Can we get a copy of the lecture slides before exams?

Danny: You may, but you have to email me at least three days before exams.

Tim: Thank you.

Steph whispering: Why did you ask that. You're auditing the class for a mission.

Tim whispering: And let the hot TA think I'm an idiot? No. Ill be the top of this class.

Steph: We're supposed to be investigating the professor not flirt with the TA

Tim: I can multi-task

[hdgnj]

Tim: What better way to get dirt on the Professor than fucking his under paid and under appreciated TA??

Steph: Sure, it's all for the mission.

Tim: That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

---

Danny: Sam, you gotta help me!! One of the students keeps flirting with me! I need excuses to say no! He's cute and persistent but ethics!!

Sam: Tch, wuss. Just tell the prof and don't mark his work duh!

Tucker: Most people choose to be a TA to take advantage of the opportunity to date dude. Stop being such a hero!

[confused-squishy]

"Stop being such a hero!" Tucker is the wing man that ends up with you in the cell block after a night out. I swear 😂

[hdgnj]

A true best friend. Steph is the same, she'd helping Tim. She's just multi tasking and judging him at the same time. (He's not even that hot, like, Dick but slimmer and taller) (Slander!! I do NOT want to date someone who look like Dick! Take it back!!!!)

Sam meanwhile is just cackling in the background enjoying the chaos. She's been waiting for the first student to attempt this with Danny. He got hit with the Fenton height, but kept his Mum's build. All compact muscle. She has bets with Jazz and Dani about how many are going to try. And how long till he breaks.

[shiptillyoudie]

Danny's about to break any second.

It was obvious even to him that his student, Tim Drake, had a crush on him. He always made sure to say something during every lecture- carefully contriving his responses to just once or twice a class, trying to look interested, but not over-eager.

Not only was Tim Drake hot, he was smart. Brilliant, actually.

Only someone with incredible intelligence would be able to answer Danny's questions with such carefully crafted mediocrity.

He had absolutely no need for private tutoring. He probably grasped the class material better than Danny did.

And so his ulterior motives were made absolutely plain when he asked for tutoring lessons anyway.

Danny stared at the email, swallowing thickly.

"I really should turn this down," he said.

"You really, really should not," Sam teased with a shit-eating grin. "If he makes a pass at you on the first lesson, Tucker owes me lunch."

[hdgnj]

Tim is turning up to that "tutoring session" dressed to leave an impact. Slim fit shirt to ensure his compact but muscular build is being shown off to it's best. Colours chosen to suit him best. Hair tousled just right. Probably a touch of make up to make his lips shiny and distracting.

Walks in and Danny almost falls out of his chair. Tim came to *win* and Danny's only chance would be if he wasn't interested at all. Danny is down, done, he forfeits. Tim wins.

(Sam is cackling in glee at the text Danny sent her. "Tell Tuck he owes you lunch. Make him take you somewhere nice")

[ailithnight]

Figuring out that Tim is brilliant and just trying not to act like it is ultimately what makes Danny feel like this could be okay.

Cause Tim obviously doesn't need Danny's help. This isn't some weird 'seduce the TA for better grades' scheme. Tim could ace the course if he wanted to. Anything he gets wrong, he gets wrong on purpose. Which is, y'know, maybe something he should ask about? There's probably a reason Tim is trying to stealth mode his genius.

Whatever that reason may be, Danny doesn't have to feel weird about grading Tim's work. He can be just a strict on grading Tim's work as everyone else's; knowing that he can dock any points he needs to because Tim is aiming for that mediocrity.

Is it still weird? Yes. But it's not a power imbalance or a hindrance to Danny's objectivity, so it's. . . fine? Yeah, it's fine. Just, let's not get caught by any other faculty, okay? That could cost Danny his position.

[hdgnj]

Tim is NOT aiming for mediocre grades. This man straight up handing in work that would be worthy of being his final project in week two. Tim is out here showing off to prove his worth. Danny is even more bemused by the booking of a tutoring slot. Tim clearly doesn't even slightly need his help, and crucially? The professor knows thos. When Danny sighs and goes to the professor like, boss, can't do it. I'm giving in, he's won!! Professor is just like, yeah, that's fine. He clearly isn't in it for the grades. Be safe! Have fun!

Steph? Is being a menace. Sure she's helping Tim pick out the best clothes to seduce his dream man. But she's also teasing him via the group chat.

Spoiler: RR has decided to do a honeypot you guys. That's definitely why he's sighing into his milkshake. Deffo not interested in the pretty TA. Definitely for the mission!!!!!

Nightwing: What!?!? Why!?! Who is the TA!

Hood: Wing, chill. So he's got a crush. So what. Let him crash and burn on his own!!

Spoiler: Oh, he isn't crash ing out!! TA finds him attractive. Is clearly fighting against it for perceived ethics reasons. But he is not winning this. RR wore a crop top and skate shorts combo. With fishnet top underneath. TA walked into a wall.

Robin: Urgh. Must we discuss this!

[ailithnight]

So, the difference between taking a class and auditing it is that an auditor does not actually get a grade or academic credit. While they might still do assignments to be graded, those grades do not go on any kind of official record. In short, it's usually something you do for personal enrichment; for any kind of certification, you'd have to properly enroll.

Which is perfect for undercover investigation reasons. Tim and Steph are investigating the professor after all. Drawing said professor's attention might be counterproductive. But since nothing he does is officially logged in college records, most of it need not even cross the professor's desk. So Tim can show off for the pretty TA all he likes. He just has to be careful not to be obvious while the professor is there. Hence carefully craftedly mediocre answers in class, phenomenal assignment submissions that only Danny will see.

Although, in hindsight, perhaps successfully seducing the TA was itself too attention grabbing. (Imagine this as Tim's thought bubble when the professor tries to have Tim disappeared once he realizes Tim is some kind of plant. Tsk tsk, Timmy. Shoulda kept your head down and your pants zipped.)