My Saga

Relaxed. Over-thinker. 28. Hugger. Feminist. Law School Survivor. Chronic Bitch Face.

[my-dailydreams]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[dykemurdoc]

Austin Powers sequel where he has to travel to the future (current day). He’s so excited to see what the 2020s have to offer— we must have learned so much since the 90s! We must all me so much nicer to each other, have a balance of freedom and responsibility, no more war, no more disease! :D

His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy

Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬

The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing

He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses

People are calling The Fat Bastard the Body Positive Bastard because they don’t want to be politically incorrect, but he’s mad because Fat Bastard is his legal name

[udrug]

[fashion-runways]

ULYANA SERGEENKO Couture Spring/Summer 2026 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[wildspringday]

[thecinamonroe]

Marilyn Monroe with her birthday cake on her 30th birthday at the Los Angeles airport on June 1st, 1956.

[legendarykidherringsludge]

Feliz cumpleaños 100, Norma jeane baker

[fashion-runways]

ZULEYHA KURU Bridal Collection pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[ny-ji]

PTMC day shift vs PTMC night shift

[oidingus]

The idea of Robby getting an eyeful once he is back from his sabbatical wouldnt leave me alone since ep 9 😌

[fashion-runways]

NAEEM KHAN Fall/Winter RTW 2026 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[havencoast]

The Catacomb Saints

[newzerzura]

Cappadocian Methuselah who dresses like this...

[conchacrumb]

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[importantpics]