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imposterogers

not like I think anyone is dying to have this debate but indiana jones is hotter than han solo

imposterogers

I think it’s the dirt

caffeinatedinsanity

I think whips and swords are just inherently more sexy then a blaster.

assiraphales

star wars fandom you have one hour to respond

shenanigans-and-imagines

Oh no, we fully concede. Indians Jones is hotter.

round--robin

I love it when we can have mature, adult conversations on tumblr. Gives me hope

happilyshanghaied

This one is a given. Also, Indie has a cool hat.

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

I think about the line from the Muppet Movie, “there’s not a word yet, for old friends who just met” constantly. Sometimes I’ll hear a song or see a piece of art, and I had just found it, never seen or heard it before, but I’ll be overcome with such intense emotion cause it feels like it’s a beloved memory from my childhood that I never had. Like I just met you, but it feels like I haven’t seen you in years and we’re finally meeting again and I’ve missed you so much. I know “having nostalgia for something you’re just now seeing” is basically “just liking it.” But I don’t know, I wish there was a word for “something I felt like I’ve known forever but I’m just now experiencing it.”

jjapplepie

thank you tumblr urser bowsersex

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

I’m sorry can a man who loves Bowser Sex not be emotional every once in awhile? I might have the tumblr url Bowser Sex, but I experience other emotions too…

anxietyproblem

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godspeedyoublackemperor

i know we're all probably past realizing this but can you believe that science has come to a point where we're coming up with all of these way better and way less harmful alternatives to things like plastic just for them to never be implemented on a large scale and instead be used in small and impractical situations that provide net zero benefit just because the companies that do produce plastic don't want to let go of their stranglehold on the markets.

godspeedyoublackemperor

this is what we mean when we say "capitalism prevents innovation" in all of its ability to apply to the real world and not in some weird theoretical context. at the end of the day, capitalists want to turn a profit. and they can't do that unless they buy out all the competition. going back to our plastic example, pretty much every executive in the plastic industry can agree that any widespread alternate to their product is gonna hurt their profits, so they can either choose to completely reform their companies and produce the alternative, or they can take the easy route and just spawn kill any plastic alternative kickstarter. this is what lenin meant by monopolies; it's not just one company, but a number of companies that can all agree that anything outside of their jurisdiction is Bad and needs to be neutralized. it's how entire industries can thrive despite the general population knowing that what they're doing is bad.

godspeedyoublackemperor