Sailor Stew

My friends call me Stew and I will right wrongs and triumph over evil!

[stability]

[lkjtq]

i’m posting this version too because it looks so much better at a smaller size since i painted it so roughly ;A;

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Pleeeeeease he needs the new laptop

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

who at CN is going to fess up for this..

[eggorf]

Oh my god

[no-one-to-be-precise-deactivate]

im missing something that feels hella obvious

[538pm-deactivated20240107]

omg

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Lmaomg.

[mixgawdess]

Bro

[awerkofart]

Goodnight 💤

[indiibleu-deactivated20190105]

I ain’t even shocked no more. Cartoon Network is back to it’s old raunchy, just lowkey now lol

[daveybaby]

Wow!

[mugica]

OM FG

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[no-chill-at-all]

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bye9000-deactivated20170123]

oh

[nervanaofficiai]

oh

[annexer]

oh

[peacocktales]

What wage gap

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[browsedankmemes]

[ryanbaileyhoward]

yall Kim K wore the same thing Phyllis wore at Robert California’s pool party

[walkrstalkr]

Less than a month until the Walker Stalker Cruise sets sail! We’re counting down the days until Norman Reedus, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and many more of your favorites take over Norwegian Pearl! With just a few cabins remaining, the time to book is now! Visit walkerstalkercruise.com for all the gory details. #wscruise

[kendrawcandraw-deactivated20190]

A quiet night in

[nightgaunts-deactivated20161212]

[bitchycode]

[yallstillhere]

[bonitv]

I will never not laugh at this