Funkdafied

Name is Ariel. I'm tired. Enjoy.

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[crownkillers]

he looked straight at the camera i feel so attacked

[raynersjournal]

[orb-ponder-orb]

toss a coin to donate to jaskier’s willpower

[fairycosmos]

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[5ar4-deactivated20130705]

[memewhore]

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[expiredpersona]

[expiredpersona]

[997]

im gonna kmsnkoahjfgsicu

[plasticcflower]

There’s no choice but to stan her at this point in time

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[starlightandtears]

Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).

Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.

[deermouth]

You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

I was already disgusted just reading about this but looking at the side-by-side comparison of the real speech and the rewrite really brought it home.

See the two versions of her first line below:

[sirfrogsworth]

Soxy the Powdered Sugar Corgi.

[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[missdoodlepants-deactivated2013]

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

[memescomedy]

[moss1312]

my friend made a frog and he deserves love

[moss1312]

important update

[moss1312]

friends

[collegeofwinterhold]

CANNOT wait to walk into Old Murder Fuck Cavern with my journal in hand so my body will become enviromental storytelling

[yo-its-matt]

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

[child-of-crows]

Locate Luciano