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Games, mostly xiv for now

[myfanwywood]

Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

[mewo777]

hes like a skittish deer to me

[the-quasar-hero]

I brought donuts! Which one do you want? (Left to right)

Top left: vanilla icing with rainbow sprinkles and chocolate drizzle. Beach ball

Top 2nd: strawberry icing with raspberry drizzle.

Top 3rd: cinnamon sugar with with vanilla drizzle. Cinnamon bun

Top right: vanilla icing with lemon drizzle

Middle left: blueberry icing with maple drizzle and powered sugar.

Middle 2nd: chocolate icing with peanuts and salted caramel drizzle.

Middle 3rd: maple icing with chopped bacon bits.

Middle right: chocolate icing, graham cracker and marshmallow drizzle. S'mores

Bottom left: peanut butter icing, vanilla drizzle, and Oreo crumbles

Bottom 2nd: lemon icing with strawberry drizzle

Bottom 3rd: vanilla icing with chocolate drizzle and Oreo crumbles

Bottom right: plain glazed donut

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

Share so everyone can make their pick

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[karrakazz]

there are a lot of people on this website who are incredibly, flamboyantly wrong about things, but theyre also like……clearly in gigantic amounts of pain, and arguing with them on the internet isnt going to change the situation of either their wrongness or their pain

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[lame-kid-on-couch]

Really in love with some of the notes on this post

[amelia-bede1ia-deactivated20241]

Imagine you're meeting the guy who carried out the Russian Revolution. You hear him give a speech in Russian, and then moments later he speaks to you in your own country's accent.

[prokopetz]

In spite of the class’s vaguely Christian trappings, the Dungeons & Dragons cleric is not particularly anachronistic in this respect; throughout the history of Western Europe, most magical practitioners were also devout Christians, and indeed, any given community’s foremost practitioner of traditional folk magic was likely to be the village priest.

They were not, of course, supposed to be doing this, and they’d get yelled at by their superiors in the Church whenever they were caught doing it, but typically no harsher measures would be taken, because literate people were hard to replace. For their part, such priests tended to regard their practice of magic as wholly compatible with the Christian faith, and generally viewed the admonitions of their superiors as the grumbling of out-of-touch hierarchs who didn’t understand the situation on the ground.

I bring this up not because D&D characters are obliged to be in any way historically accurate, of course, but because it highlights a rarely taken and very entertaining approach to characterising your cleric. Folks tend to gravitate to playing clerics as either stick-in-the-mud doctrinaires or edgy mavericks; the third option, as suggested by the above, is to play your cleric as perfectly secure in their faith in a way that happens to be moderately heretical, responding to the corrections of their superiors by going “sure thing, boss”, then proceeding to ignore them completely as soon as they’re out of earshot.

[onestellarghost]

At long last, the sandwich zine is here. A compilation of my favorite highlights from the Wikipedia List of Sandwiches. Maybe next time... the silliest sandwiches. We shall see. Fool's Gold Loaf I'm looking at you.

[the-punforgiven]

Pick a knight

Knight who is long dead but her soul is bound to her armor

Knight corrupted by dragon flesh and fused to his armor, his helm is a giant maw

Knight who believes her fanatical devotion to the moon will help her transition

Knight in black and gold who's really big but also an arrogant dick

Greataxe-wielding knight who WILL try to bite your throat in a fight

Exhausted, possibly undead knight who doesn't remember their own name

Knight who forsook his flesh to stuff his armor full of bloodstained gold

Suit of armor full of bugs pretending to be a real guy

Knight who's trying to make her armor as Sauronesque Dark Lord Chic as possible

Knight who's built braces into his armor because his joints are fucked up

Knight in very fancy armor who's never actually been in a fight

Knight who dual wields greatswords with Telekenesis

Voting ended onSep 25, 2024

[terramythos]

There are memorable and funny advertisements (I know this sounds fake) but honestly they're so few and far between that if all advertisements disappeared forever and were banned from human consciousness or whatever the net gain would be so staggering it would be completely worth it

[terramythos]

advertisements and their effect on culture is so fucking beyond the pale at this point they literally should not exist. it's an affront to mankind that they exist period

[lovesick-pearl]

redrawing Mizu in my style

[konoko]

god, your best warrior needs money

[factavius-deactivated20241017]

If you're reading this, you're on Tumblr!

[unidentifiedskeletalremains-dea]

[thelordofhats]

Bakool Ja Ja drives a Toyota Hilux. It is best to absolute shit, but it is still the nicest truck that anyone in his rural as fuck hometown has. He loves to rev it up for no goddamn reason just because he likes to, and doesn’t understand how much of an asshole this makes him. I won’t say he takes great care of it, but it’s a Hilux, it doesn’t matter, it’s the Nokia of cars.

Koana, shamefully, owned a Cybertruck. He quietly sold it off for a loss and bought a Ford Lightning. Wuk Lamat sometimes asks him what happened to the block truck because she found it kind of endearing, and Koana just kind of noncommitally mumbles and changes the subject.

Zoraal Ja drives a Ford Raptor. It has all of the upgrades, and is lifted for practical reasons, because Zoraal Ja actually does do Truck Stuff with it, because that is what trucks are for.

Wuk Lamat drives a Kei truck, because it’s cute, but also because it does everything it needs to, and is better suited for Tuliyollal’s tighter streets than the others. She is The Friend With A Truck to pretty much everyone in town, she has helped so many people move and do other Truck Tasks.||

[thelordofhats]

Bakool Ja Ja drives a Toyota Hilux. It is best to absolute shit, but it is still the nicest truck that anyone in his rural as fuck hometown has. He loves to rev it up for no goddamn reason just because he likes to, and doesn’t understand how much of an asshole this makes him. I won’t say he takes great care of it, but it’s a Hilux, it doesn’t matter, it’s the Nokia of cars.

Koana, shamefully, owned a Cybertruck. He quietly sold it off for a loss and bought a Ford Lightning. Wuk Lamat sometimes asks him what happened to the block truck because she found it kind of endearing, and Koana just kind of noncommitally mumbles and changes the subject.

Zoraal Ja drives a Ford Raptor. It has all of the upgrades, and is lifted for practical reasons, because Zoraal Ja actually does do Truck Stuff with it, because that is what trucks are for.

Wuk Lamat drives a Kei truck, because it’s cute, but also because it does everything it needs to, and is better suited for Tuliyollal’s tighter streets than the others. She is The Friend With A Truck to pretty much everyone in town, she has helped so many people move and do other Truck Tasks.||

[tainbocuailnge]

erenville is so funny to me. everything about his backstory wants him to be a protagonist but he's so effortlessly normal that it just never happens. he worked for the secret government space-ark of noah project. he's childhood friends with the princess of unified continental america. his mother was essentially one of the american warriors of light and told him to find the legendary golden city that nobody ever returns from. his hometown got swallowed by the tokusatsu dimension and that same mother died as part of an underground resistance movement in the tokusatsu dimension but persists as a cyberghost. erenville is normal though. he's a guy with a job and he never learned how to fight. his special skill is being a completely regular wildlife expert and he is far too employed for any of this high stakes sweeping epic business.

[saendra-m]

Ha, not anymore. He caved in, he's ours now. Now watch him slay his first corporeal avatar of existential horror in a couple of years.

[symphorine-perle]

Melusine, my elezen dragoon. Made with watercolors and white gouache.