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[acadieum]

👠 commission for @trystanbayne 👠

[hemaris]

okay NOW i got it out of my system

[detectivesteel]

us, collectively: man i can’t wait to hear a healthy juno narrate season three i’m so proud of his growth

the penumbra team, hitting us upside the head with a new angsty narrator: vibert check

[penumbrabang]

Mini Bang Sign-Ups Will Open October 16th!!!

Take to the streets! Tell your friends! Have your friends tell their friends! Penumbra Minibang 2019 is happening, babeyyyyy!!!

[sevenrelics]

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

[sevenrelics]

nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed

[ratcrime]

digging through the penumbra twitter yields interesting results, if not the ones i’m looking for

[dramatic-audio]

[ID: a tweet from @thepenumbrapodcast from Feb 10 2016. It says, “Meet our Concierge! He’ll welcome you to each episode. Is he gay? It’s not even remotely relevant, so probably!”]

[rinasaurusrex]

Just count to ten. Without glitching.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[moschicane]

a moment of silence for the people who listened to taz before mbmbam and couldn’t tell the difference between travis and justin’s voices

[hemaris]

i wanted to outrun the end of the world with this man

[jitterbug-juno]

I headcanon that Juno would be really bad at physical contact for a while after rekindling his relationship with Peter. 

In my mind he’s just never been taught to express love the way Peter does. Sarah stopped with all the ‘gushy’ stuff around the time they moved to Oldtown, leaving her sons to make up their own love language around her sarcasm and backhanded compliments and lopsided smiles. It’s a lot, for Juno to figure out how to cuddle when he’s still wrapping his brain around the concept of physical contact that’s not inherently sexual or threatening.

But he gets better. He and Peter talk about it, and they go slow. Peter learns how to read Juno’s affection in the little things, and Juno learns how to allow himself to actually touch the person he loves (he starts with small gestures, like placing a hand on Peter’s shoulder or curling his fingers around his wrist. The tiniest things have his heart tripping over itself).

One night Juno and Peter are lying together on their bed, the bedside table light on as Peter pours over his research. He thinks Juno’s asleep; he starts when the blankets rustle beside him. Juno turns to face Peter’s side of the bed, though he keeps his face hidden around his mound of blankets. Peter sets his pad down. For a long time Juno just lays there, blankets taught where he bunches them around his torso. When he moves, it’s so slowly Peter almost has to wonder whether he’s fully awake. His fingers alight on Peter’s temple, soft enough that he can barely feel the tickle of the pads against his skin, and then Juno brushes his lips against Peter’s. His breath ghosts over his skin. It’s the softest kiss they’ve ever shared—just a whisper of contact. Peter’s heart breaks with the gentleness of it. Then Juno withdraws as though sucked through a hole in the ship. In a flash he retreats to his mound of blankets, shuffling them up over his shoulders to obscure his face.

“G’night,” he snaps. 

Peter is smiling like an idiot. In a daze he says, “Good night, darling.”

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[rabdoidal]

mostly void

[otherwindow]

[ladyfl4me]

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

[zbdraws]

juno steel

[wolfythewitch]

In the third grade, Ben received the title of "Galaxy's Best Smile" from his classmates.

-Benzaiten Steel, Fandom Wiki

I love him.

[in-consist]

First meeting