Seemingly Apathetic Intelligence

I simply exist. If you need someone to talk to, feel free to message me. 

[sketchedramblings]

I love this way too much

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[did-you-know]

In 1912, Teddy Roosevelt was shot just before giving a speech. He began with: “Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. Fortunately I had my manuscript - I was going to make a long speech - and there is where the bullet went through, and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best…” then kept talking for 1.5 hours before finally agreeing to seek medical attention. Source Source 2

[potoobrigham]

Something something fluffy shines something.

[sairuken]

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[rosesojin-deactivated20210814]

@shadowforce25

[potoobrigham]

Probably not actual comic art.

[potoobrigham]

More pokemon lizard bait when?

[d-z-k]

Undertale never die

[prospails]

this is all i got

[eel-soup-moved-accounts]

OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!

[rogha]

I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.

[geno-flash]

All Blart Mall Might

[potoobrigham]

[itscolossal]

The Japanese Mini Truck Garden Contest is a Whole New Genre in Landscaping

[todayilearnedfacts]

Follow TodayiLearnedFacts for more Daily Facts!

[sairuken]

This is great if it is true, because I can then use it as an excuse to cuss.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despacito 2 could be titled Dospacito and Despacito 3 can be titled Trespacito

[uselessundertalefacts]

A young human falls a great distance and lands on top of someone’s body.  

A sibling of the dead person appears and realizes that the human has some kind of power protecting them (represented in part by the color red).  

The sibling tries to take this power away and fails, and is then shooed away by a benevolent magical woman.  

The magical woman tells the human the way to meet their leader and find a way home.

The human follows this path and makes some friends along the way, one of whom is a coded gay man.  The sibling (the antagonist) shows up a few more times, but doesn’t do much.

They arrive in a monochromatic city with lots of tall buildings and meet the leader of the land, who appears to be very powerful, but is actually kind of pathetic.

They run into the antagonist again before they can try to get home, and there’s a big showdown that involves all of their friends.

The magical woman from the beginning returns, and the human uses their red powers to find a way home.  They return to their home, and find themselves surrounded by the friends they made.

…..What story did I just describe?

[sairuken]

why did you do this

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

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[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer