if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing
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@saisoa
if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing
𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 and if you want a doctor ...
... i'll examine every inch of you ۫ ꣑ৎ
i'm your man
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ꮼ NEEDY !
SMAU : they track your cycle with you & always know when you're needy
cw : crack, ovulation, kms jokes, sex toys mentioned, sexual language, slight breeding kink, husband/wife/boyfriend jjk characters, cursing, pet names, not proofread.
ⓘ Featuring kento, gojo, geto, toji, shoko, hiromi, kirara, yuji, choso, & sukuna
ⓘ KENTO !
ⓘ GOJO !
ⓘ GETO !
ⓘ TOJI !
ⓘ SHOKO !
ⓘ HIROMI !
ⓘ KIRARA !
ⓘ YUJI !
ⓘ CHOSO !
ⓘ SUKUNA !
arts : thatsallitchief : nanami, goto, geto, toji, choso verazpberry : shoko hunnismokah : hiromi, sukuna kcokaine : yuji & cogumelodejeans : kirara !
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 : added a few characters, guys, these are lwk fun to make!!
yuki tsukumo loves sucking on milf!reader's tits ꒰ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ even more when you're lactating!
cw: mdni, lactating kink, mommy kink, slight age gap (yuki is in her late 20s, reader in her mid/late 30s)
Yuki is going to be the death of you, with her boldness and charisma, somehow she manages to talk you into anything. She talked you into sitting in her face even if you felt insecure, she convinced you to spank her and she convinced you to let her call you mommy. Now, she’s in her way of sucking your heavy and full of milk tits.
“Pleaseuhhhhh,” she whines, burying her head in your neck, breathing your sweet scent. “Just a tiny sip. It’s going to feel so good.”
You bite your lip, trying to hold steady even as your heart hammers. Your breasts feel so heavy tonight, swollen and tender, the milk making them ache.
She lifts her head just enough to look at you, those pretty eyes all wide and pleading, cheeks a soft pink. Her fingers trace lazy circles on your side, slipping under the hem of your shirt. “Mommy, please. I can see how full you are. They look so pretty and heavy. Don’t you want me to help with that? I’ll be so gentle at first, sucking nice until it stops hurting.”
You shiver at the word mommy, heat pooling low in your belly. “Yuki… I don’t know. It feels kind of embarrassing sometimes.”
◆ MDNI | men whimpering in 4k
you’re not stupid. you know exactly what suguru is doing.
the first time, he does it so carelessly that you persuade yourself it's nothing at all. he’s carrying heavy grocery bags into the kitchen, veins bulging on his thick forearms that are currently straining against the plastic handles, and then, right as he passes your chair: “nnnhh—ahhh, fuck.”
it’s a soft, breathy purr, like he just couldn’t hold it back. you seize up, surprise and confusion hitting you at the same time as your face heats instantly. and he has the nerve to peek at you over his shoulder, mauve eyes wide and feigning surprise. “ah, sorry 'bout that. heavy bags.”
then there’s the mornings. he wakes up unrushed and lifts his arms above his head with a sluggish yawn, his back arching into a curve that hoists his shirt up ever so slightly, making him utter the most sinful sound has ever graced the earth.
“mmhh—ohhh god… yeahhhh.” and he does it without an ounce of shame too, as if a porn soundtrack in your bedroom at 8 a.m. is nothing extraordinary.
you choke on your breathe, clutching to the blankets a little too hard. when you glare at him, he only shushes you with a patronizing little tsk from across the pillows, cutting off your irritation before it can even start. “what? felt good to stretch. can't blame a guy.”
after that, it’s constant. sighs that sound just a little too much like wet moans, throaty hums when he pulls his raven hair loose from its man bun, even a breathless "ahhh—fuck” when he drops his bulky build onto the couch. each and every little sound is intentional and well-calculated. you can’t prove it, but god—he knows exactly what he’s doing.
the worst, though, is when you’re massaging his shoulders after a tiring day spent battling with curses. he’s sitting on the floor between your legs, head slumped forward to expose the long line of his neck, letting you release the thick knots in his back.
“oh-ohhh fuck, yes. right there—god, you are so good with your hands.” he drags the words out like they belong in a private bedroom, pitching into a whinier, petulant cadence which makes your pulse spike immediately.
you pause, your fingers paralyzed. “suguru. stop.” he turns his head for you to observe his lazy smile, his bottom lip jutting out just the tiniest bit in a petty pout. “whattt? i’m talking to them, not you. your hands just have a mind of their own, baby.”
you press harder into the muscle, trying to punish the smugness out of him, but the heel of your hand just forces another whimper out. “ahhh, mhhnn—yes, baby, harder... right there—”
that sly fucker.
“you're—you're doing that on purpose!”
“doing what?” he cranes his neck to look at you, eyes all wide innocence while he fights to maintain a solemn facade. “i can’t control how good it feels, no?"
his head tilts back into your lap, chasing the press of your thumbs like a curious puppy begging for attention; a satisfied, wet hum spilling from his throat.
“mnhm… don’t stop. they’re the only ones who are ever nice to me after a long day.”
his weight leans more densely into your hands, forcing your thighs to squeeze together to steady him, and that’s when you notice the tiny tilt of his hips. the thin cotton of his grey sweatpants is tenting just slightly, flimsy fabric straining with the pulsing outline of his cock. every touch of your fingers drags the material tighter, causing a dark patch to bleed across the cloth.
“you’re absolutely disgusting.” though, your voice lost all of it's footing already.
suguru lets out a throaty laugh at that as if it's the most funny thing he'd ever heard today, foxy eyes crinkling even further with humour. “am i, really? or are you just finally noticing?”
as though to back up his claim, suguru junior twitches violently beneath the thin cotton, a long ridge pressing boldly against his right thigh, to be exact. he tips his head all the way back, presenting you the elation of the smirk actively feeding his handsome face.
“don't interrupt my time with your hands now. i still wanna see what other things they can do."
doodles
i’m genuinely irritated asf thinking bout how i have to marry somebody that’s not michael jackson
can i catch a break
❛ 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗔 𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦! 呪術廻戦
synopsis. satoru is a bonafide genius. he’s got the perfect transcript and ten-year plan to prove it. he knows how to keep his head down and avoid the chaos his twin thrives in. so when the unofficial frat princess sets her sights on him, he knows there’s a catch. he just doesn’t figure out what it is until he’s already fallen for her
pairing. nerd! satoru gojo x popular! fem! reader. ✶ contents. sfw! college + gojo twins au ⇢ fratjo’s called souta. romcom-esque meet cute. except it’s actually a meet embarrassing + satoru runs a strict program. cw. profanities as usual ˖ ࣪ . ࿐
in the grand scheme of things, this bet would be a piece of cake if your so-called friends had just let you do your thing. alas, every time you’d so much as tried to drift towards satoru’s corner of the room, they would block your path with flimsy excuses.
shoko needed help finding her phone; which was in her pocket the whole time.
utahime suddenly needed your help touching up her makeup.
and suguru just flat-out stood in front of you, arms crossed and expression grim. he’d also refused to answer your plethora of questions about satoru in an attempt to deter you from going through with this and lengthening his own life span.
by the end of the night, you’d managed to catch exactly zero moments alone with satoru. he’d left the party early, of course. probably to go study or do something that’s equally as boring. which was a shame because you’d thought of the perfect pick up line and everything.
( ‘according to newton’s law of universal gravitation, if i’m attracted to you then you’re attracted to me’. okay . . you didn’t actually think of it. you’d found it after searching up ‘nerdy pick up lines’ on google and you were certain it would’ve worked on him. maybe
shoko strongly felt otherwise and murmured something about how you should ask him to share his electrons with you instead, so you could finally have a stable relationship. how rude ?? )
so far you’ve had no luck with satoru, and suguru is determined to make sure things stay that way. unfortunately for him, you aren’t going to back down that easily. you know exactly how to get him to stop intercepting your every move: bribery.
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