Badump tss

Just a general uninterrupted stream of consciousness + shit I find amusing coming to you L I V E from all four of my braincells optopus🐙

[aynrandbussycrusher]

your too late mr bond I've alreasy peed out all of the pee from my penis

[allteenhumor]

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

[aaronexplainsitall]

[the crowd boos] 

Someone in the back: GET OFF THE STAGE 

[crash-the-error]

*Cheers with all my heart and soul*

[memesandlaughs]

[plaidos]

looks like i’m going to have to skip the new Animal Crossing folks

[jakemorph]

senator sanders has three houses...? I didn't take him as a fire emblem kind of guy. deeply disappointing

[woman-respecter]

what makes this funnier is theres a character in three houses who goes by bernie

[jakemorph]

I don't think it's funny to tell people things about fire emblem without their permission

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[alejandr-oh]

[crimewave420]

damn people still have beef over tumblr, i am only here to look at pictures of the video game 

[iamoutofideas]

he likes the video game, get em boys

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

[leviathis-krade]

they just roasted tf out of Deep Dish “Pizza”

[dzamie]

And deservedly so!

[weaver-z]

Hands down THE funniest Youtube comment I’ve ever seen

[ror14]

[queerlynx]

OH NO

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

[just-shower-thoughts]

the existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of the secret and elusive crunchy jazz

[alderaan-babe]

Leia: When I was small-

Han: pffft

Han: “was”

[coolfrogdude]

original post by @metalslugx