Plumeria :|

[salazzle-spice]

Sup. Big sis Plumeria here. Guzma convinced me to make this...

Why did I listen to him...

Anyways, I got some pretty damn good rules.

Number one, don't be a goddamn creep.

Number two, I'm taken. Fuck off.

Number three, I aint gonna tolerate no Aether slander. My GF overhauled that shithole.

Number four, be fuckin civil.

And lastly, don't expect me to interact with shit. I'm here because my soon to be wife and big bro Guzma made me.

Ask questions, if you feel like it.

[bigbugbossguzma]

“Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form; it's ya boy, Guzma!”

Hello! This is a Guzma ask/rp blog! This is my first time running an rp blog, so bear with me here. Let me lay down my rules!

Any NSFW asks will be ignored and deleted. This blog is run by a minor.

Mun is a nonsharing Guzma yumeshipper, any romantic asks will either be ignored or met with something along the lines of “Sorry kid, I'm taken.”

Any OOC posts will be in brackets and tagged with “🐞”, in character posts will be tagged with “🪲”. Asks will be tagged with “bug boss answers 🪲”.

And that's it! Apart from the rules, feel free to ask anything.

As someone who engages in fandom quite a lot, I have some very important Guzma headcanons. Here are some you may want to keep in mind before asking;

Guzma was abused by his father his whole life, and his mother was complicit and feigned ignorance. He ran away at 16 and founded Team Skull.

He knew Plumeria before she turned 18, so nothing romantic happened between them. They have a younger sister/older brother dynamic.

He is 32 years old.

He is bisexual.

He has bipolar disorder.

He sees the grunts as his kids, and is willing to be an irresponsible father figure to them.

When he really loves someone, he loves them with his whole heart. He doesn't like hearing anything bad about his loved ones.

That's it for my little intro! Hoping to get lots of asks!

[salazzle-spice]

Sup bro, welcome to rotumblr.

[bigbugbossguzma]

“Yooo! Plum! Wus good!”

[salazzle-spice]

Yo, you wanna hit up my wedding?

[ohmyharlequin]

Does anyone know if it's okay to collar your pokemon? I normally would never consider it but some people keep throwing pokeballs at my Arcanine's snout as if he's a wild pokemon!! Obviously it distresses him. I think it would help if he was visibly owned but I am not quite sure. Maybe a vest, Would that be more comfortable?

[bigbugbossguzma]

“Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form; it's ya boy, Guzma!”

Hello! This is a Guzma ask/rp blog! This is my first time running an rp blog, so bear with me here. Let me lay down my rules!

Any NSFW asks will be ignored and deleted. This blog is run by a minor.

Mun is a nonsharing Guzma yumeshipper, any romantic asks will either be ignored or met with something along the lines of “Sorry kid, I'm taken.”

Any OOC posts will be in brackets and tagged with “🐞”, in character posts will be tagged with “🪲”. Asks will be tagged with “bug boss answers 🪲”.

And that's it! Apart from the rules, feel free to ask anything.

As someone who engages in fandom quite a lot, I have some very important Guzma headcanons. Here are some you may want to keep in mind before asking;

Guzma was abused by his father his whole life, and his mother was complicit and feigned ignorance. He ran away at 16 and founded Team Skull.

He knew Plumeria before she turned 18, so nothing romantic happened between them. They have a younger sister/older brother dynamic.

He is 32 years old.

He is bisexual.

He has bipolar disorder.

He sees the grunts as his kids, and is willing to be an irresponsible father figure to them.

When he really loves someone, he loves them with his whole heart. He doesn't like hearing anything bad about his loved ones.

That's it for my little intro! Hoping to get lots of asks!

[salazzle-spice]

Sup bro, welcome to rotumblr.

[krazy-4-klara]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎(≧◡≦) hiiii i'm klara ⋆˚꩜｡ galarian ♡ she/they ♡ lesbian‎‎

personal blog !! send me asks and stuff teehee~ <3

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 : : dni chairman r*se stans, "galarian weezing causes pollution" believers, team yell dweebs

another rp blog has hit the towers

main blog is @racestarr. mod and muse are adults; suggestive is fine, just don't be graphic. in character flirting is fine but klara will react poorly to men flirting with her. klara is mean in canon so she will be mean here, dni with her if you will take that personally, a lot of what she says will not represent my own views.

posts will be tagged with tws and cws as needed; dont be afraid to ask to tag.

the idea is to keep the essence and vibes of the character but some hcs will apply. i wont do many text posts so asks help keep the blog running.

no dni, i block freely. just be nice to the mod and you'll probably be fine.

[salazzle-spice]

Sup Klar. Been a while. How's the bean? Feedin' it right? Did it evolve? Did ya finally get the twigs fer it?

[krazy-4-klara]

Omigoshhh hii Plum !! ˃ 𖥦 ˂

Of course, she did I stol- I MEAN- borrowed twigs from some dojo student.

[salazzle-spice]

Klar. You did WHAT? You KNOW that if yer stealin' it'd better be from big corpos er shady adults. Takin' from KIDS?! New low, girl. New. Low. I'da been happy ta help ya look fer em if you'da juss asked.

[krazy-4-klara]

i'm not stealing from kids... I'm not that mean. i just stole from some losers that were bothering me and called me a bitch. ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

[salazzle-spice]

Oh, yeah. Did ya crush em? Ya got pictures of their puny lil' faces when they cried for their mamas when ya crushed their hopes and dreams?

[krazy-4-klara]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎(≧◡≦) hiiii i'm klara ⋆˚꩜｡ galarian ♡ she/they ♡ lesbian‎‎

personal blog !! send me asks and stuff teehee~ <3

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 : : dni chairman r*se stans, "galarian weezing causes pollution" believers, team yell dweebs

another rp blog has hit the towers

main blog is @racestarr. mod and muse are adults; suggestive is fine, just don't be graphic. in character flirting is fine but klara will react poorly to men flirting with her. klara is mean in canon so she will be mean here, dni with her if you will take that personally, a lot of what she says will not represent my own views.

posts will be tagged with tws and cws as needed; dont be afraid to ask to tag.

the idea is to keep the essence and vibes of the character but some hcs will apply. i wont do many text posts so asks help keep the blog running.

no dni, i block freely. just be nice to the mod and you'll probably be fine.

[salazzle-spice]

Sup Klar. Been a while. How's the bean? Feedin' it right? Did it evolve? Did ya finally get the twigs fer it?

[krazy-4-klara]

Omigoshhh hii Plum !! ˃ 𖥦 ˂

Of course, she did I stol- I MEAN- borrowed twigs from some dojo student.

[salazzle-spice]

Klar. You did WHAT? You KNOW that if yer stealin' it'd better be from big corpos er shady adults. Takin' from KIDS?! New low, girl. New. Low. I'da been happy ta help ya look fer em if you'da juss asked.

[krazy-4-klara]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎(≧◡≦) hiiii i'm klara ⋆˚꩜｡ galarian ♡ she/they ♡ lesbian‎‎

personal blog !! send me asks and stuff teehee~ <3

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 : : dni chairman r*se stans, "galarian weezing causes pollution" believers, team yell dweebs

another rp blog has hit the towers

main blog is @racestarr. mod and muse are adults; suggestive is fine, just don't be graphic. in character flirting is fine but klara will react poorly to men flirting with her. klara is mean in canon so she will be mean here, dni with her if you will take that personally, a lot of what she says will not represent my own views.

posts will be tagged with tws and cws as needed; dont be afraid to ask to tag.

the idea is to keep the essence and vibes of the character but some hcs will apply. i wont do many text posts so asks help keep the blog running.

no dni, i block freely. just be nice to the mod and you'll probably be fine.

[salazzle-spice]

Sup Klar. Been a while. How's the bean? Feedin' it right? Did it evolve? Did ya finally get the twigs fer it?

[r-esposito-exports]

(Apologies in advance if I’ve misinterpreted what this ‘pinned post’ thing’s meant to be for- jumping forty years in the future technologically is hard enough already, even if I weren’t illiterate ha ha.)

Hey, my name’s Renato Esposito! I’m thirty six years old give or take, at the very least that’s what’s on my legal documents- hard to tell if that’s 100% accurate considering my circumstances. But I suspect we all know that all that bullshit going on in Paldea in the 50s, so no point in explaining the ‘why’.

I don’t quite know if I understand these pronoun things correctly. Let me know if I got it wrong, I would prefer if you referred to me by he/him, but say if I were dressing up, I wouldn’t be too offended if you referred to me by one of the other ones.

As my username suggests bracket, I hope bracket, and the owner of a rather prominent inter regional import export company – and for that matter several other companies and programs. But I have not the patience to list them all out at this moment ha ha. Hello, kitty kitty kitty hello you baby you’re so cute. You love the scratches. Oh yeah sweet boy hello yeah and you’re so cute. Little kitty cats yeah oh yeah, we making biscuits.

I am allowed to attend a rather prestigious Academy run by an ahem by the name of Sir Hager for which I am quite excited, especially since I will finally get to meet like minded people who aren’t my employees ha ha.

I will admit the Pokémon on my current team, bar my Ace, or unnamed at this moment as their Pokémon I haven’t trained yet. My ace, however, is an alpha Honchkrow named Vito. The rest of this new team are Fezandipiti, Shiny Marshadow, Shiny Blacephelon, Alpha Carracosta, and Spiritomb.

I’d rather keep business matters off this site if possible, but if you’d like to reach out here are my business email and phone number. Not the private ones. [email protected] // [phone]

Hopefully, I did this all correctly I’m not sure how this technology works ha ha ha ha ha!

See Nico Voya la shelter!

Lalalala this blog is connected to @refracted-from-his-light (it’s Giallo but ofc he’s not going by the title since he’s not actively with the cult atm- do keep in mind the name ‘Team Plasma’ does not yet exist in universe)

He’s technically from 1986 buuut he was sent into the future to go to the Academy. His views (for a criminal at least) are pretty ahead of his time, though he’s pretty uneducated on a lot of things.

As of this moment, he can’t read nor write, and can only do basic math.

Blanket warning, Renato is a lowkey kind of very shitty person who went through a beyond HORRIBLE childhood which pretty much left him kind of emotionally stunted and gave him really messed up views on the world… T’is what happens when you’d no kindness given towards you, and no positive role models I suppose. So yeah, his morals are skewed- he really only has two rules he’s absolutely against 😔. He’s also actively VERY much involved in organized crime on the international / interregional scale, so… No such thing as an ethical billionaire at the end of the day anyways.

At the end of the day, he doesn’t exactly know anything else, and the world was stacked against him turning out any other way- cycle of violence and whatnot <\3. (Looking at you Favero 🖕)

Because of who he is as a person, do be warned he might post lowkey suggestive things at times, but dw I’ll tw it. (Ofc this won’t ever be w/ minor characters because, again, he has two rules he’ll follow ABSOLUTELY- mostly from his own past trauma- but also, ew)

Renato drinks, smokes, does recreational drugs, and owns guns, so blanket warning for that as well.

And warning for Pokémon exploitation as well since Sir Hagar’s Academy and allat- and y’know. Renato being involved in crime basically his whole life.

^^^ KEEP IN MIND HE’S NOT GOING TO BE OPENLY TALKING ABOUT BEING INVOLVED IN SUCH- outwardly he’s just a completely reputable business man, and any criminal associations of his ended agggess ago. He’s uneducated, but he isn’t stupid lol.

Like Renato, I also don’t know what to write here so apologieeees kind of just rambling lmao :P

Hate Asks, Pelipper Mail and Unmail (just not his team please), Malice, Musharna Mail, and Magic Anon are all on.

Don’t know what else to put here buuuuut here’s Renato in his Academy outfit (drawn by me)

[salazzle-spice]

Yo, old guy, dont put ya info like that on the internet

[r-esposito-exports]

Which part…? Sorry, new to this 2020s and internet thing haha, quite the jump from a bbs I’d say!

[salazzle-spice]

I'ma give ya some tips, k?

NO personal info. No phone #, no social security number, not even your real AGE.

You CAN choose to block people. I'd advise settin' up DNI's (Do Not Interact)

If you got sum mean ta say, prolly best ya keep it to yerself to be honest.

The internet aint as anonymous as ye might think.

Take a break every once in a while, touch grass.

Keep in mind, the purpose of ye olde internet is to make info public.

Don download shit from random websites. Use a VPN (I recommend NordVPN) or a Malware detection program if ya do.

Dont get caught piratin'

What you post CAN be used against you in a court o' law.

[r-esposito-exports]

Oh, don’t worry, that isn’t any of my private numbers and isn’t on any of my documentation- it’s very public information. I’d never give up anything that could be used to harm me so easily. As for age… Well, for all we know that’s not my real one! :)

What’s a DNI? How would I set one up? I’d assume blocking works the same was as it does with phone numbers?

Hahaha, I mean, same way in person yeah? Less you want some punk to break your jaw that is!

Nothing is I’m afraid…

Undoubtedly so! I’m a busy man! I’m about to get an education, which is quite an exciting thing- plenty of opportunities to get outdoors there too… Which is wonderful, I’d never pass down an opportunity to go out into the wilderness! :)

Same thing with talking, hm?

Good to know! I mean. Basically like how you don’t take shit from random bags unless you know who it’s from and what it is haha!

Wouldn’t want to do that in my time either…!

Makes sense. Basically speaking at this Poryphone anyways.

Thank you kindly!

[salazzle-spice]

One last warning, whatever you do, do NOT look up R34... For all of our sakes. Please.

[r-esposito-exports]

I’m afraid I’ve already been informed of this… Particular development. <\3

[salazzle-spice]

I see... o7...

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[r-esposito-exports]

(Apologies in advance if I’ve misinterpreted what this ‘pinned post’ thing’s meant to be for- jumping forty years in the future technologically is hard enough already, even if I weren’t illiterate ha ha.)

Hey, my name’s Renato Esposito! I’m thirty six years old give or take, at the very least that’s what’s on my legal documents- hard to tell if that’s 100% accurate considering my circumstances. But I suspect we all know that all that bullshit going on in Paldea in the 50s, so no point in explaining the ‘why’.

I don’t quite know if I understand these pronoun things correctly. Let me know if I got it wrong, I would prefer if you referred to me by he/him, but say if I were dressing up, I wouldn’t be too offended if you referred to me by one of the other ones.

As my username suggests bracket, I hope bracket, and the owner of a rather prominent inter regional import export company – and for that matter several other companies and programs. But I have not the patience to list them all out at this moment ha ha. Hello, kitty kitty kitty hello you baby you’re so cute. You love the scratches. Oh yeah sweet boy hello yeah and you’re so cute. Little kitty cats yeah oh yeah, we making biscuits.

I am allowed to attend a rather prestigious Academy run by an ahem by the name of Sir Hager for which I am quite excited, especially since I will finally get to meet like minded people who aren’t my employees ha ha.

I will admit the Pokémon on my current team, bar my Ace, or unnamed at this moment as their Pokémon I haven’t trained yet. My ace, however, is an alpha Honchkrow named Vito. The rest of this new team are Fezandipiti, Shiny Marshadow, Shiny Blacephelon, Alpha Carracosta, and Spiritomb.

I’d rather keep business matters off this site if possible, but if you’d like to reach out here are my business email and phone number. Not the private ones. [email protected] // [phone]

Hopefully, I did this all correctly I’m not sure how this technology works ha ha ha ha ha!

See Nico Voya la shelter!

Lalalala this blog is connected to @refracted-from-his-light (it’s Giallo but ofc he’s not going by the title since he’s not actively with the cult atm- do keep in mind the name ‘Team Plasma’ does not yet exist in universe)

He’s technically from 1986 buuut he was sent into the future to go to the Academy. His views (for a criminal at least) are pretty ahead of his time, though he’s pretty uneducated on a lot of things.

As of this moment, he can’t read nor write, and can only do basic math.

Blanket warning, Renato is a lowkey kind of very shitty person who went through a beyond HORRIBLE childhood which pretty much left him kind of emotionally stunted and gave him really messed up views on the world… T’is what happens when you’d no kindness given towards you, and no positive role models I suppose. So yeah, his morals are skewed- he really only has two rules he’s absolutely against 😔. He’s also actively VERY much involved in organized crime on the international / interregional scale, so… No such thing as an ethical billionaire at the end of the day anyways.

At the end of the day, he doesn’t exactly know anything else, and the world was stacked against him turning out any other way- cycle of violence and whatnot <\3. (Looking at you Favero 🖕)

Because of who he is as a person, do be warned he might post lowkey suggestive things at times, but dw I’ll tw it. (Ofc this won’t ever be w/ minor characters because, again, he has two rules he’ll follow ABSOLUTELY- mostly from his own past trauma- but also, ew)

Renato drinks, smokes, does recreational drugs, and owns guns, so blanket warning for that as well.

And warning for Pokémon exploitation as well since Sir Hagar’s Academy and allat- and y’know. Renato being involved in crime basically his whole life.

^^^ KEEP IN MIND HE’S NOT GOING TO BE OPENLY TALKING ABOUT BEING INVOLVED IN SUCH- outwardly he’s just a completely reputable business man, and any criminal associations of his ended agggess ago. He’s uneducated, but he isn’t stupid lol.

Like Renato, I also don’t know what to write here so apologieeees kind of just rambling lmao :P

Hate Asks, Pelipper Mail and Unmail (just not his team please), Malice, Musharna Mail, and Magic Anon are all on.

Don’t know what else to put here buuuuut here’s Renato in his Academy outfit (drawn by me)

[salazzle-spice]

Yo, old guy, dont put ya info like that on the internet

[r-esposito-exports]

Which part…? Sorry, new to this 2020s and internet thing haha, quite the jump from a bbs I’d say!

[salazzle-spice]

I'ma give ya some tips, k?

NO personal info. No phone #, no social security number, not even your real AGE.

You CAN choose to block people. I'd advise settin' up DNI's (Do Not Interact)

If you got sum mean ta say, prolly best ya keep it to yerself to be honest.

The internet aint as anonymous as ye might think.

Take a break every once in a while, touch grass.

Keep in mind, the purpose of ye olde internet is to make info public.

Don download shit from random websites. Use a VPN (I recommend NordVPN) or a Malware detection program if ya do.

Dont get caught piratin'

What you post CAN be used against you in a court o' law.

[r-esposito-exports]

Oh, don’t worry, that isn’t any of my private numbers and isn’t on any of my documentation- it’s very public information. I’d never give up anything that could be used to harm me so easily. As for age… Well, for all we know that’s not my real one! :)

What’s a DNI? How would I set one up? I’d assume blocking works the same was as it does with phone numbers?

Hahaha, I mean, same way in person yeah? Less you want some punk to break your jaw that is!

Nothing is I’m afraid…

Undoubtedly so! I’m a busy man! I’m about to get an education, which is quite an exciting thing- plenty of opportunities to get outdoors there too… Which is wonderful, I’d never pass down an opportunity to go out into the wilderness! :)

Same thing with talking, hm?

Good to know! I mean. Basically like how you don’t take shit from random bags unless you know who it’s from and what it is haha!

Wouldn’t want to do that in my time either…!

Makes sense. Basically speaking at this Poryphone anyways.

Thank you kindly!

[salazzle-spice]

One last warning, whatever you do, do NOT look up R34... For all of our sakes. Please.

[r-esposito-exports]

(Apologies in advance if I’ve misinterpreted what this ‘pinned post’ thing’s meant to be for- jumping forty years in the future technologically is hard enough already, even if I weren’t illiterate ha ha.)

Hey, my name’s Renato Esposito! I’m thirty six years old give or take, at the very least that’s what’s on my legal documents- hard to tell if that’s 100% accurate considering my circumstances. But I suspect we all know that all that bullshit going on in Paldea in the 50s, so no point in explaining the ‘why’.

I don’t quite know if I understand these pronoun things correctly. Let me know if I got it wrong, I would prefer if you referred to me by he/him, but say if I were dressing up, I wouldn’t be too offended if you referred to me by one of the other ones.

As my username suggests bracket, I hope bracket, and the owner of a rather prominent inter regional import export company – and for that matter several other companies and programs. But I have not the patience to list them all out at this moment ha ha. Hello, kitty kitty kitty hello you baby you’re so cute. You love the scratches. Oh yeah sweet boy hello yeah and you’re so cute. Little kitty cats yeah oh yeah, we making biscuits.

I am allowed to attend a rather prestigious Academy run by an ahem by the name of Sir Hager for which I am quite excited, especially since I will finally get to meet like minded people who aren’t my employees ha ha.

I will admit the Pokémon on my current team, bar my Ace, or unnamed at this moment as their Pokémon I haven’t trained yet. My ace, however, is an alpha Honchkrow named Vito. The rest of this new team are Fezandipiti, Shiny Marshadow, Shiny Blacephelon, Alpha Carracosta, and Spiritomb.

I’d rather keep business matters off this site if possible, but if you’d like to reach out here are my business email and phone number. Not the private ones. [email protected] // [phone]

Hopefully, I did this all correctly I’m not sure how this technology works ha ha ha ha ha!

See Nico Voya la shelter!

Lalalala this blog is connected to @refracted-from-his-light (it’s Giallo but ofc he’s not going by the title since he’s not actively with the cult atm- do keep in mind the name ‘Team Plasma’ does not yet exist in universe)

He’s technically from 1986 buuut he was sent into the future to go to the Academy. His views (for a criminal at least) are pretty ahead of his time, though he’s pretty uneducated on a lot of things.

As of this moment, he can’t read nor write, and can only do basic math.

Blanket warning, Renato is a lowkey kind of very shitty person who went through a beyond HORRIBLE childhood which pretty much left him kind of emotionally stunted and gave him really messed up views on the world… T’is what happens when you’d no kindness given towards you, and no positive role models I suppose. So yeah, his morals are skewed- he really only has two rules he’s absolutely against 😔. He’s also actively VERY much involved in organized crime on the international / interregional scale, so… No such thing as an ethical billionaire at the end of the day anyways.

At the end of the day, he doesn’t exactly know anything else, and the world was stacked against him turning out any other way- cycle of violence and whatnot <\3. (Looking at you Favero 🖕)

Because of who he is as a person, do be warned he might post lowkey suggestive things at times, but dw I’ll tw it. (Ofc this won’t ever be w/ minor characters because, again, he has two rules he’ll follow ABSOLUTELY- mostly from his own past trauma- but also, ew)

Renato drinks, smokes, does recreational drugs, and owns guns, so blanket warning for that as well.

And warning for Pokémon exploitation as well since Sir Hagar’s Academy and allat- and y’know. Renato being involved in crime basically his whole life.

^^^ KEEP IN MIND HE’S NOT GOING TO BE OPENLY TALKING ABOUT BEING INVOLVED IN SUCH- outwardly he’s just a completely reputable business man, and any criminal associations of his ended agggess ago. He’s uneducated, but he isn’t stupid lol.

Like Renato, I also don’t know what to write here so apologieeees kind of just rambling lmao :P

Hate Asks, Pelipper Mail and Unmail (just not his team please), Malice, Musharna Mail, and Magic Anon are all on.

Don’t know what else to put here buuuuut here’s Renato in his Academy outfit (drawn by me)

[salazzle-spice]

Yo, old guy, dont put ya info like that on the internet

[r-esposito-exports]

Which part…? Sorry, new to this 2020s and internet thing haha, quite the jump from a bbs I’d say!

[salazzle-spice]

I'ma give ya some tips, k?

NO personal info. No phone #, no social security number, not even your real AGE.

You CAN choose to block people. I'd advise settin' up DNI's (Do Not Interact)

If you got sum mean ta say, prolly best ya keep it to yerself to be honest.

The internet aint as anonymous as ye might think.

Take a break every once in a while, touch grass.

Keep in mind, the purpose of ye olde internet is to make info public.

Don download shit from random websites. Use a VPN (I recommend NordVPN) or a Malware detection program if ya do.

Dont get caught piratin'

What you post CAN be used against you in a court o' law.

[salazzle-spice]

Sup. Big sis Plumeria here. Guzma convinced me to make this...

Why did I listen to him...

Anyways, I got some pretty damn good rules.

Number one, don't be a goddamn creep.

Number two, I'm taken. Fuck off.

Number three, I aint gonna tolerate no Aether slander. My GF overhauled that shithole.

Number four, be fuckin civil.

And lastly, don't expect me to interact with shit. I'm here because my soon to be wife and big bro Guzma made me.

Ask questions, if you feel like it.

[r-esposito-exports]

(Apologies in advance if I’ve misinterpreted what this ‘pinned post’ thing’s meant to be for- jumping forty years in the future technologically is hard enough already, even if I weren’t illiterate ha ha.)

Hey, my name’s Renato Esposito! I’m thirty six years old give or take, at the very least that’s what’s on my legal documents- hard to tell if that’s 100% accurate considering my circumstances. But I suspect we all know that all that bullshit going on in Paldea in the 50s, so no point in explaining the ‘why’.

I don’t quite know if I understand these pronoun things correctly. Let me know if I got it wrong, I would prefer if you referred to me by he/him, but say if I were dressing up, I wouldn’t be too offended if you referred to me by one of the other ones.

As my username suggests bracket, I hope bracket, and the owner of a rather prominent inter regional import export company – and for that matter several other companies and programs. But I have not the patience to list them all out at this moment ha ha. Hello, kitty kitty kitty hello you baby you’re so cute. You love the scratches. Oh yeah sweet boy hello yeah and you’re so cute. Little kitty cats yeah oh yeah, we making biscuits.

I am allowed to attend a rather prestigious Academy run by an ahem by the name of Sir Hager for which I am quite excited, especially since I will finally get to meet like minded people who aren’t my employees ha ha.

I will admit the Pokémon on my current team, bar my Ace, or unnamed at this moment as their Pokémon I haven’t trained yet. My ace, however, is an alpha Honchkrow named Vito. The rest of this new team are Fezandipiti, Shiny Marshadow, Shiny Blacephelon, Alpha Carracosta, and Spiritomb.

I’d rather keep business matters off this site if possible, but if you’d like to reach out here are my business email and phone number. Not the private ones. [email protected] // [phone]

Hopefully, I did this all correctly I’m not sure how this technology works ha ha ha ha ha!

See Nico Voya la shelter!

Lalalala this blog is connected to @refracted-from-his-light (it’s Giallo but ofc he’s not going by the title since he’s not actively with the cult atm- do keep in mind the name ‘Team Plasma’ does not yet exist in universe)

He’s technically from 1986 buuut he was sent into the future to go to the Academy. His views (for a criminal at least) are pretty ahead of his time, though he’s pretty uneducated on a lot of things.

As of this moment, he can’t read nor write, and can only do basic math.

Blanket warning, Renato is a lowkey kind of very shitty person who went through a beyond HORRIBLE childhood which pretty much left him kind of emotionally stunted and gave him really messed up views on the world… T’is what happens when you’d no kindness given towards you, and no positive role models I suppose. So yeah, his morals are skewed- he really only has two rules he’s absolutely against 😔. He’s also actively VERY much involved in organized crime on the international / interregional scale, so… No such thing as an ethical billionaire at the end of the day anyways.

At the end of the day, he doesn’t exactly know anything else, and the world was stacked against him turning out any other way- cycle of violence and whatnot <\3. (Looking at you Favero 🖕)

Because of who he is as a person, do be warned he might post lowkey suggestive things at times, but dw I’ll tw it. (Ofc this won’t ever be w/ minor characters because, again, he has two rules he’ll follow ABSOLUTELY- mostly from his own past trauma- but also, ew)

Renato drinks, smokes, does recreational drugs, and owns guns, so blanket warning for that as well.

And warning for Pokémon exploitation as well since Sir Hagar’s Academy and allat- and y’know. Renato being involved in crime basically his whole life.

^^^ KEEP IN MIND HE’S NOT GOING TO BE OPENLY TALKING ABOUT BEING INVOLVED IN SUCH- outwardly he’s just a completely reputable business man, and any criminal associations of his ended agggess ago. He’s uneducated, but he isn’t stupid lol.

Like Renato, I also don’t know what to write here so apologieeees kind of just rambling lmao :P

Hate Asks, Pelipper Mail and Unmail (just not his team please), Malice, Musharna Mail, and Magic Anon are all on.

Don’t know what else to put here buuuuut here’s Renato in his Academy outfit (drawn by me)

[salazzle-spice]

Yo, old guy, dont put ya info like that on the internet

[boss-corbeau]

Do your Pokemon have any names or things you would say sets them apart from others of their species?

Of course.

My scolipede, Kodoku, has a few small freckles on his snout. My roserade, Hanako, has a rip on his right arm petal. Of course, there's more but they're mostly things only I would notice.

[salazzle-spice]

Sup. When should I expect ya ta come over to Alola an' visit?

[boss-corbeau]

Like I'd tell the Team Skull admin. I'd rather not have a huge target on my back.

[salazzle-spice]

Dude... I juss wanted ta see the poison type babies :[

[boss-corbeau]

...That is acceptable. If I ever visit Alola, you may meet my pokemon

[salazzle-spice]

YIPPEE!

[boss-corbeau]

Do your Pokemon have any names or things you would say sets them apart from others of their species?

Of course.

My scolipede, Kodoku, has a few small freckles on his snout. My roserade, Hanako, has a rip on his right arm petal. Of course, there's more but they're mostly things only I would notice.

[salazzle-spice]

Sup. When should I expect ya ta come over to Alola an' visit?

[boss-corbeau]

Like I'd tell the Team Skull admin. I'd rather not have a huge target on my back.

[salazzle-spice]

Dude... I juss wanted ta see the poison type babies :[

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Hey, I THINK we're moots? Wanna come to our wedding with Sidon?

(@salazzle-spice)

HELLO. UH

WE'RE MOOTS???

[salazzle-spice]

AS FAR AS I'M AWARE?! Mightve been in the discord, i dunno

[kyoeitalkstoomuch]

Are you in Galar rn? I have a cousin in Motostoke that owns a bakery. I can hook you up with some malasadas (cause you mentioned in a post you missed them)

-🌹

AH I MEANT TO RESPOND TO THAT BUT I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH WORK UP IN CIRCHESTER AND THEN PASSED OUT IN BED AND FORGOT

I am! still currently in circhester (a little farther from motostoke than hammerlocke) because I'm helping out with something for GCS but I would love that!!

[salazzle-spice]

You should go see big man Pierce. Also, check up on the lil' twerp Marns, yeah? Chirester aint too far off from Spikemuth, an' make sure ya say big sis Plume sentcha. Should let ya in without too much trouble.

[kyoeitalkstoomuch]

Hello (Alola?) Mademoiselle Plumeria! Kyo-kun is currently unavailable to send this, but I will be passing along your message. Marnie is a little hard to catch with her preparing for GCS as well as she is the new Spikemuth Gym Leader, but Piers will get the message—and will likely pass it on.

- Sincerely, a Team YELL Fanatic. (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[salazzle-spice]

MARNS IS IN THE GCS?! The twerp's grown lots since our punk days, eh? Also, tell kyo ta come visit, an' bring you too. Before I forget, tell Peirs he owes me 20k, and that I CALLED IT! HA!