I just kept talking until I hit upon the shit noone cares about

I'm tormented on the rack but I exist! 28 they/he i reblog art and funny posts. my blog is my personal diary. header is the lena river delta I ♥️ ABANDONED BUILDINGS 🏚️ MEN 🫀 AND OUTER SPACE 🌌

[salmonella-warrior]

see below for some beautiful things & other assorted tags

enjoy your stay

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[salmonella-warrior]

maybe it's because i was high but i got a real chuckle out of s8e1 of game changer. that was quite good

[last-picture-show]

     David Hockney, Garrowby Hill, 1998

[mattbors]

I should get to turn this joke I made for a group chat into a 48 page one-shot.

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[22overture]

[huariqueje]

Traffic at Night - Mark Lague

Canadian , b. 1964 -

Oil , 24 x 24 in.

[salmonella-warrior]

whatever i saw a beautiful curtain of rain up against a mountain and i bought a quart of plums today so my life is still dope

[nobrashfestivity]

Kawase Hasui The River Some, Koshu

Woodblock 1921 15 5/8 x 10 1/8 inches PUBLISHER: S. Watanabe Print Co.

[aurpiment]

I’m a sick bitch and I like typesets

I wanna test the limits of my printing press

[salmonella-warrior]

i dont even need to broadcast my whole life on the internet for it to know everything about me i just need to use a map and do a google search and it knows exactly what my deal is. and then i take a picture and it asks me to back up the picture, onto the cloud where it's scraping for even more data. back up your picture pleaseee back up your picture i wanna see. 10 years ago i had a physical note list of everything incriminating i ever said online so i could keep track of how safe i was being. it doesn't matter how safe i act anymore. it Does Not Matter

[salmonella-warrior]

i want my search results to show me what i actually searched for and if it doesnt exist then show me fucking nothing. please

[salmonella-warrior]

i saw my exh today which was kind of funny because he spontaneously appeared in my kitchen so i hugged him and reflexively scritched his back before i realized Wait we dont do gay shit anymore my bad. and then later when he hugged me goodbye he kissed the top of my head DID YOU ALSO FORGET???

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[effiecalvin]

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.