sorry for saying pogchamp after you nutted in me

Syl, she/her

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[yuriartillery]

Tenno.

My adopted chud son has decided to be a sad dad like in The Last of Us or maybe God of War (the new one). I do not give a fuck. Here are the schematics to 3D print his dead wife. I give these to you to punish him for not listening to me earlier.

I remain: the great and terrible Hunhow

[heydocverdant]

current Warframe storyline’s great btw

[swagophile]

Manager pulls you into her office and asks you if you're a proshipper or an anti and you almost answer truthfully but your union rep reminds you you don't have to answer that question and you get fired anyways cus she's pretty sure you're a proshipper but your union contests the firing and you get dragged into lengthy court hearings to determine whether or not you have to DNI with your boss

[jadeinretrogrde]

pappy's rules for living WORK

[valtsv]

if you ever have a mysterious bruise you don’t remember getting that was me

[valtsv]

ALT

it’s all i have left

[ottisbuns]

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

[ottisbuns]

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead

[catsharky]

[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

[catsharky]

It's been 3000 years, but finally the second part of this! Garrus needs to learn not to push Shep's buttons when she has clearance to override the shower time limits. He's lucky he's cute.

Also 'shorter second part'? Yeah I'm gonna stop saying that...

Part 1 • Previous Part

[corviiids]

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

[jennsoups]

Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints

[annabelle--cane]

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

waking up and lying in bed for hours with "PRESS ANY BUTTON" flashing in front of my eyes

[salamander-crimes]

me making my oc a worse person

[cannibalchicken]

[gramnel]