Salty, Alternative, Unreal

(shadowb*nned, using new blog salternateunreality2 now) Chococloud is canon. I made this to support my ramblings on AO3 (salternate_unreality), plus I do a lot of reblogging and some posting (FF7 mostly). I'm over 21 but not over Nibelheim.

[salternateunreality]

Merry Christmas!

I've been shadow-b*nned and made a new blog @salty-unhinged ❤️

JK APPARENTLY I DID IT WRONG AND A SECONDARY BLOG ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyway, created a whole new primary blog and account, @salternateunreality2

Update:

Salty 1 - shadow banned for over a month now Salty-unhinged - my bad, I didn't understand how secondary blogs worked and didn't realize I'd

Update 2:

I MIGHT BE BACK (on @salternateunreality2 ). If this isn't updated again, that means it worked or both died, gotta log out and in.

[marxistgnome]

They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.

[tiny-cloud-dragon]

[prismaticpichu]

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Yep yep yep yep, YOU! 🫵

Happy Monday!! I know the start of the week can be a real bummer, but you’ve got this! You’re gonna make it! You’re gonna do amazing things! You’re gonna achieve amazing things, even if it’s simply making it through each day ‘till the end 💖💕

[salternateunreality]

Happy me gongaga monday Pichu and frens!

[salternateunreality]

SOLDIER Weekly.

I seriously doubt they have enough important news to fill the entire... what is it? newspaper? every week.

What are some trivial things SOLDIER Weekly has published about our heroes?

Their favorite brand of q-tips

A shocking number of troop movements that Should Not Have Been Published

Quizzes about which SOLDIER you are

So much Sephiroth propaganda

An expose on Lazard's favorite pomade

Made-up Sephiroth trivia, usually designed to sell products

sorry this took me, uh, 4ish months to get to, I was shadow-banned and started @salternateunreality2, where I now live, and only today did this blog get un-shadow-banned, lol. Thanks for being a good buddy amidst the silliness! I'll stay based out of Salty 2 for now.

[salternateunreality]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

[salternateunreality]

Salty, where are you? When is Dads getting updated?

I've mostly abandoned this account in favor of @salternateunreality2, which isn't shad0w-b4nned.

If you go over there, you may find some info about Dads! And more crack posts and all the kinds of up-to-date silliness that used to be here.

[snowbanshee]

For lovely, talented, kind and amazing Salty who is such a positive person and always makes me laugh with her puns.

♡♡♡

Go read her amazing fics

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[salternateunreality2]

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I AM SO PSYCHED ABOUT THIS!!! I wrote a little chapter to go with it (see below), though this beautiful drawing stands on its own! I love all the little details that Snow worked so hard to include (zoom in, there's easter eggs everywhere, like the stitching on the lizard!).

Thank you so much!!!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[salternateunreality]

(reblogging with my salty 1 blog so more frens can see <3)

(frens who only follow salty 1, please consider switching to or adding salternateunreality2 because that's the only blog that's fully functional for me right now) (sorry for the drama!)

(but most importantly, LOOK AT WHAT SNOW DID <3)

[poipoigurl]

Another piece I made early in December. This is a thank you to all the creators of Fanfics and Fanarts. Your works have brought smiles to my face and helped get me through stressful situations with great distractions.

This is also a thank you for every like I get. I am not worthy.

Base: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1006484216713051713/

[professional-sephiroth-scrungler]

I love how Sephiroth has Normal Guy Shoulders™️ under his giant fucking pauldrons. It makes me think he has them like that so he can “fluff” them up and make himself look bigger and more menacing like a cat.

[salternateunreality]

Ok question: you can take one (1) of AGSZC on your team during the zombie apocalypse, but it has to be them mid-crisis core (this means trooper Cloud, degradation Genesis and Angeal, emotionally compromised Sephiroth, and unhinged emotionally wrecked teenage Zack)

Who do you take?

Anxiety Angeal

Generally Manic Genesis

Somewhat Sane Sephiroth

Zookeeper Zack

Cadet Cloud

Voting ended onJan 2, 2024

[someartistsammy]

Soldier Shenanigans

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[ur-local-pair-of-binoculars-dea]

Check the notes, some people have added hotlines that aren’t listed here.

[fan-girl-2]

These numbers are important to know! They have saved my life more times than I want to admit. And if you don’t want to call these hotlines, message me! I will help you any way that I can. Or talk to someone that you can trust.

SOMEONE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU 💗

[clericallyinsane]

trans suicide prevention hotline: [phone]

canada: 833-456-4566

[77ihavelemonade77]

i didn’t see one for slovakia so

0800-800-566 (adults)

0800-500-333 (youth)

116111 (youth and kids)

[creepy-spooghetti]

Be strong, keep fighting a little longer. You can get through this. I believe in you.

[yanteetle]

Always reblog these, I needed the suicide help hotline once and someone out there might need it too.

[tinywafflerat]

wow

[dduane]

And this isn’t some random “oh how nice, this is a good PSA, I should reblog it” thing, either.

You are needed in this world. You. Please hang in there and don’t go anywhere. (Doesn’t matter that I don’t know you personally. It’s still true.)

[altocat]

*boops Sephiroth's snoot*

You must be very careful. For every cute boop there's an accompanying--

And there it is.

[salternateunreality]

New ficlet: Baby Chick Cloud gets forcefully adopted by Marlene and Barret and goes on to live in Barret's hair a la Sazh from ff13

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[salternateunreality]

Sephiroth on the battlefield vs. Sephiroth's ability to have healthy relationships

My Bernese Mountain Dog vs A Malinois😂 | #bernesemountaindog #belgianmalinois #funnydogvideos

[salternateunreality]

What in the Sephiroth-haired Terrier...

Perioddd. [email protected] #unice #unicehair #braids

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[salternateunreality]

For Fuck's Sake

Salty 1 - shadow banned for over a month now

Salty-unhinged - my bad, I didn't understand how secondary blogs worked and didn't realize I'd still be half-shadow-banned therein.

Salty 2 - JUST GOT TERMINATED MID-SCROLL

FFS

Did I offend someone?! I block porn bots, are they mad? I blocked one (1) blog for an icky take, but didn't report them, are they miffed they don't get the full glory of my every waking FF7 thought? Did I reblog too fast? Is it upset about VPN use? Does tumblr just need a drink of water? Is it afraid it will get kidney stones from too much Salty? TUMBLR, YOU DON'T HAVE A HUMAN KIDNEY (I hope), PLEASE CHILL.

If anyone needs me, you might still be able to PM me on salty-unhinged or friggin discord as salternateunreality, otherwise I guess I'll see you when I see you.