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[saltylandland]

Beep beep motherfucker, time for class.

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Dni

ageless blogs 💀

minors 💀

or people not comfortable with darker content/kinks 💀

I try to keep it tame-ish but it’s definitely not vanilla 🤡

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If you meet said requirements ^^^ feel free to chat and make requests but I am a very busy woman so I cannot promise anything. This blog has always been just for fun so I’ll only do a request if I feel ✨inspired✨ I hope you understand.

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My Proudest accomplishments

Into the lion’s den

You are my sweetest love

Prove it **under construction**

My most recent works

Killing a Vamp series

NSFW Headcanons for The Lost Boys

Marko grappling NSFW Drabble

Tlb attractiveness rating

Every Good Girl Needs a Creepy Vamp

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But you know what motivates me like nothing else? Endless praise! Commissions! I also have a Kofi, but we’re all broke here so take care of yourselves first please.

This feels like a good place to put another gif

New sorting system incoming!!!

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The lost boys Masterlist

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Twisted Wonderland Masterlist

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Misc. Masterlist

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Fic Idea list

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Fandoms I write for

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[count-twinkula]

Cameron Loyal as the oiled-up saxophonist in The Lost Boys: a New Musical (2026)

[saltylandland]

Help why is he waddling after David in the first clip lol??

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[saltylandland]

Have your dreams and prayers checked the inflation yet? Lol

[aidashakur]

[your-first-priority]

Hopeful 😃

[oonajaeadira]

Even more hopeful. 🦀

[grogusmum]

Hahahaha

[saltylandland]

I’m in my avatar the last airbender fanfic era again after almost like a decade, not saying I’m gonna write it but here’s the pitch ig

Takes place during or a decade before aang shows up in the iceberg

The Mc finds out she can bend 2 elements one of which being water, and she jumps to the conclusion that she must be the avatar (she’s not), and can’t manifest any other elements but maybe they end up friends with iroh as he teaches them meditation and the spirit world (iroh doesn’t know, her still thinking she’s the avatar so she’s trying to connect)

Also I had the idea that they’re born in the fire nation, if not childhood friends with azula and Zuko, so say they’re a firebender, then they find out they can bend water and have a crisis ok?

She keeps it from azula but end up revealing it to Zuko by accident who swears to keep their secret, even as he’s banished he keeps the secret and wanders the world ‘searching’ for the avatar, accepting his fate

Then the actual avatar is revealed and now Zuko is now properly starting a chase cuz that’s not his childhood friend right?

And reader is still friends with azula and has a doomed yuri as god intended

And maybe they go with Zuko and uncle iroh on his banishment?

[tim-laflours-gf]

Look me in the eye and tell me these two cunts wouldn’t fuck with each other so hard

[ria-coolgirl]

They definitely would!

[saltylandland]

I read fuck eachother but still I agree

[knightesscordelia]

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

[saltylandland]

This is what bunnies do and now I want a return of Leona x bunny reader

[angelbabymikaa]

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️ you will see trump dead or behind bars 🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️in your lifetime 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[lustcannibalism]

fanfiction is getting less interaction, people barely reblog anymore, role players are getting pushed out of fandom, ai generated slop winning art contests

[lustcannibalism]

START ENGAGING IN THINGS YOU LOVE BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS!

[saltylandland]

My writing may be bad,,,

Blah blah blah but I don’t use ai lol stop speaking to ai and do cringy roleplay with other people like god intended

[egophiliac]

continuing to catch up on things, including Skully officially joining the haunted shed in the back of campus that Crowley forgot about Ramshackle Gang!

"but that was like a month ago" ahem

[neoninky-deactivated20251122]

Give👏Silver👏a👏Halloween👏RIVAL👏👏👏

Better yet…

Nightmare Before Christmas Event PART II: Silver VanRouge Saves Christmas

I’m manifesting it, starting now

I summon thee Diasomnia priestesses to power the manifestation ritual 😂 (cuz if Silver is there then so is his whackadoo dad)

@hanafubukki @nuitthegoddess @onegianthotmess @ventique18

[nonwaste]

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[bloodkissedbat]

TLB panel moments I am still thinking about

Brooke McCarter picking up Billy Wirth from the airport and those two hanging out for like a whole day and just getting to know one another cementing their friendship

Chance being like 9 or 10 when filming and being just horrified over the air compressor and refusing to do any reshoots with it

"I'd be Nanook" - Jason Patric on playing any other character in the movie. He's also said "Or I'd be Billy because he got the most ladies"

Alex and Brooke both playing bass together in-between shoots

Kiefer Sutherland kept the boots and vest from David. Jason kept the leather jacket. Alex kept Marko's jacket until it rotted. Billy keeping Dwayne's eyeball ring, necklace, the original jacket, he had another one but it got stolen from him by his ex-girlfriends sister. He's waiting to get it back. Jason said he is never getting that thing back. He's right.

They had two 18-wheeler trucks full of clothes for the Santa Cruz extras, and nothing being worn by them. Everyone just showed like that.

Billy being absolutely amazed on set and praising everyone especially Keifer and Jason for their professionalism and performances being 17 and 18 at the time

Billy also always making sure Haim, Brooke, Barnard, and Edward always got a mention about their performances. Especially Brooke since those two were so close.

Gerard McMann INSISTING that the movie started with the chorus of kids in Cry Little Sister instead of his own voice.

Alex praising the ever-loving hell out of Joel and the environment that he created on set being one of his favorites.

Kiefer saying that the movie wouldn't be the movie without everyone, no matter how small their part was.

"I don't know any young new actors. Four Timothée Chalamet's" - Kiefer Sutherland on who he'd cast in a re-make

2019 Panel

2023 Panel

[sublime-freak]

why is bro always locked in

[saltylandland]

Resting smolder face

[lostbetweenvampiresandmusic]

I'm working on a multichapter story about some of the employees of Max' videostore, and I'm stuck on what to name it...

It's about Clare, who starts her first day at the store. Her co-workers Maria and Milo are fun, and the work is okay (albeit somewhat repetitive). She does notice her boss is a bit weird, though. Really weird. And when she has her first shift alone with him, she's definitely certain that something is up.

What should I name this series?

Dayshift

Employees wanted

Other - leave a suggestion in the comments

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

[lostbetweenvampiresandmusic]

So this isn't helpful 😂🫠

[saltylandland]

Unhelpful idea, go the Bailey school kids route and name it smth like “Vampires don’t run video stores”