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tieflingkisser

pardalote

Mine was buried even deeper, under Devices -> Typing -> How AI has helped you.

(Spoiler: it hadn't helped me. But it was on by default.)

fixyourwritinghabits

This is one of those cases where it's not clear what this feature is doing because Microsoft is deliberately obscuring what it does, but there's something I deeply dislike about Microsoft learning to correct your mistakes so that you yourself do not learn to fix them. Underlining a mispelled word with suggestions is one thing. Auto-fixing them without your notice is not helping you improve in any way.

#hm. to correct tomorrow

i want to use tumblr less this summer so im only getting on here via my laptop, which i obviously use less than my phone. ill still be around but hopefully less :) dont be a stranger tho v.v send dms or asks or whatever!

reasserting dominance as a monty fan now that weve reached the acceptance phase

eklixio

watching the Habs' playoff run has been some of the most fun I've had watching hockey, ever 💙🏒 I've mostly been a casual fan of whatever Canadian team is playing but safe to say I'm ready to call this MY TEAMMM!! excited for next season!! :' )

#oh very very cute

kingofallgirls

i love the jokes about Matt chaining Jay to his radiator and stuff but I wanna say, a core part of Matt is that he doesn't actually want to totally take away Jay's autonomy. like he could if he wanted, I believe in his ability to. but what Matt wants is to be chosen by Jay over and over in the same way he chooses Jay over and over. he'll do stuff to manipulate this decision obviously lol. and argue. The Buffet was entirely an exercise in getting Jay to realize how much he needs Matt. and he doesn't stop Jay from getting a job. he even relents and apologizes for his freakout. it's not about the job interview, it's about Jay confessing that Matt doesn't fulfill all his needs and that feels like being shot with a gun. he didn't stop Jay from going to a party, he just turned up and made Jay choose him again, even if Jay wasn't aware of it. Matt presented a choice between him and Kayla and wanted Jay to choose correctly, he didn't block the exits. Matt just needs to be chosen and so Jay needs the freedom to choose and this is the Matt torture nexus because even as Jay will always come around, he will keep Matt doubting for the rest of their lives. it's great, it's really great stuff. that's why there's no radiators in Jay's future and why I'm less into the characterization of Matt as being that brand of controlling

#yesh the key push and pull of their characters id that matt chooses jay every time its not even a choice really #and he desperately wants jay to always be choosing him but jay has like #a vague awareness of the outside world and an extremely flighty personality #and theyve gotten themselves in this terrible spot where matt freaks out if jay tries to do anything outside of matt because anything else #usually results in jay trying to leave him entirely #which is partially why the end of the last episode wrongfoots matt so much because he DIDNT see this escape attempt coming and jay ISNT #trying to cut him off like a tumor #but nevertheless hes trying to “grow” and “get a parttime job”#which in every other past part of their relationship has always and entirely meant matt being left behind #because jay does kind of view him as this stagnating force in his life #which like. is certainly true however that absolves jay of his own manchildness #jay can perform vaguely normal for longer than matt can but it generally comes off the wheels because hes flighty and wants someone to guide #his life and he wants someone to fluff his pillow every day and he doesnt quite realize matt does that because he is insane about him #without matt jay struggles to engage with the world. see: the buddy prior to matt ms doubtfiring everything #even the job was something he only got because of matts social grease originally #to some degree jay kind of thinks the grass could always be greener and he can just find another psycho to manage his life happily who will #also make him grow up like jay knows hes supposed to #but he wont because jay mccarrol is really only special to matt johnson #and so theyre crazy at each other forever because jay is constantly pondering the world outside and both of them position this as requiring #the abandonment of matt which means matt spends the entirety of ever trying to get jay to choose him #and this struggle wouldnt be there if matt was truly forcing jay #its so central that at the end of the day they both love having bird in his little cage with the door unlocked. matt is allowed to put up #signs with scary monsters to spook jay back in but he cannot close the door #but jay is a bird that is always looking to the sky out there and matt is the owner of the cage who desperately wants his bird to choose the #lush home and tasty birdseed that he KNOWS the bird loves so much why is he making this so hard???#anyway im rambling now lol

jeynearrynofthevale

How can you not love the nhl combine?

#god bless #that old guy who comes up with the crazy shit to ask for the habs is so lucky #i would be so good at his job :/

blessyouhawkeye

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Matt Johnson: Making the movie, I mean, you and I, I got you a job at the Science Center. And we were, it's really true, because we did spend a lot of time with one another very quickly, and that was such a sinecure position I had. I basically did nothing, and I was like, okay, come work here with me, and we'll spend as much time together as we possibly can. And was it a month? How long? Because I quit, right? We both quit to make this movie, but how long was it between...

Owen Williams: Yeah I- I don't know. It felt like a while for me because at the Science Centre, Matt had a lot of little tricks at the Science Centre about how to have a good time there. The Science Centre is now closed forever, so some of these tricks could be talked about more openly, but it still don't mean to be totally, but just like little ways to do like little time theft. And they made me very, very nervous. Any little thing, you can get out like 10 minutes early if you just do this little thing.

MJ: I forgot about this!

OW: I was so, so, so extremely nervous about any little caper. And Matt was like, this is good, this is training-

Peter Kuplowsky: I mean meanwhile, yeah, you're just auditioning him for the movie.

MJ: He'd already got the job, but at this point I didn't realize that he was getting so much out of it. It's funny to think back, I did have a lot of schemes. I had become good friends with the security guard there who was like, there was something about I couldn't get in a room at some point, and he was like, "Oh man, I'll just get you my skeleton key." And I was like, "Really?" And so he gives me this, and he's like "Just bring it back at some point." Three years later Owen is working there and I'm like, "Where do you wanna go? We'll go in any goddamn room, this is the room I sleep in, here's where I edit Nirvanna the Band the Show." Literally, I had my whole editing setup in one of the classrooms there- I mean, I guess this is despicable, but in a very real way that job created not only the Dirties but Nirvanna the Band the Show. Because only because I had that job that I could afford to live and because, again, I didn't have to do anything there. I was a tour guide. So I would just edit the show all day.

#god hes So Much. of course he worked at the science center . what was he even doing...?#and yeah he Does indeed seem like someone who would work a municipal job. see that its inefficient perhaps. and immediately #exploit the hell out of it rather than care that its people's money #i waste time and i feel guilty and matt johnson wastes time and he goes haha yeah maybe its a little despicable but i moved my entire #editing setup into a random nook and or cranny and spend modt of my work hours toodling on my passion projects <3 #idk it does kind of depend on the job but like i cant imagine this was a graveyard shift monitoring type thing matthew :/#its very funny because he is incredibly fascinating but i would literally hate him if we ever met as people #ntbts

ryebreadedd

im a protected species you fucking asshole

#goalies when they get run into and their dmen go kill the guy who touched them #<-great grandprev

i work in a field that has a lot of hockey players ambiently in and around it and sometimes it's funny because a guy will say some shit like "seppy shoulder" like thats a completely normal way to say "separated shoulder" or we will all playfully try to psych out our resident goaltender on gameday since everyone else is playing on the opposite team. but sometimes it's also the training guy who is pretty nice chatting with your other now former goalie buddy about the hip resurfacings they recently got done. and it's your former goalie coworker who never had enough money or former hockey connections to really do it for more than fun growing up, even though that still got him bone spurs, who offers the idea of cortisol injections as a way to help with pain in the months following the surgery and it's the trainer who played in the CHL who says 'oh. haha. no. i can't really do that, too much toradol back in the day. with hockey, right? i can get a cortisol injection but it lasts like 24 hours.'

and some of your coworkers who don't play hockey are horrified by this and can't believe it so your training guy talks about how day one of camp each year they'd get all their prescriptions rolled out by the team, downers for when you go on the bus, uppers for going into the game. toradol shots every game sometimes. 'it's what they give racehorses, haha,' he says.

and the ones who don't play hockey say 'wow, god, at least it's definitely better now right?'

and everyone laughs, and he says 'yeah. probably. sure' but there's little exposes coming out all the time about how it really, really isnt.

#from what i csn tell its not used for racehorses actually and it feels notable in some way that he believed that #was that a thing they told you?

doing a 4 in 1 skills refresher today:

1. climbing ladders

2. falling in holes

3. putting a mask on

4. playing dead

g0alieglazer

doby asking people to come eat at his house aka fork found in kitchen (literally)

#mr i love having guests #mr my hobby is sprucing up my place for family and friends

enchantedbook

'Werewolf' by Jakub Różalski

#oh lovely :)

bowelfly

worm sausage

#omg worm sausage

f1vegas

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

#god bless

staal-eric-archives

03.03.22 // (via marc-andré perreault’s twitter) MARTYYYY takes a moment to encourage sam at the end of the practice

#weeping at the grave

i have 11 months of the year where i forget just how inescapable 'self-justified as well meaning' homophobia is during pride month. and then it is june 1st

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