Samalicously (and clinically) insane.

Part-time moron, Full-time Sam.

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[toiich]

The Bite — Edvard Munch, 1914

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[the-haiku-bot]

A collection of

time travel humor text posts,

not censored by me.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[expertfool]

Little paranoid androids

[samalicous]

Yay, another part-time moron! A coworker!

can u cover my shift at the dingus factory?

[the-dancing-boodoo]

“First post. Reebro recommended me this site because he said I ‘seem like I belong here’, whatever that means.”

[vewn]

Poop son or pee daughter

[lvckypony]

umamusume edit I made :]

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[ugotme-g-u-i-l-t-y]

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[nonpsychotic]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[aokozaki]

new xkcd "[x] years" comic dropped... maybe it's all gonna be alright...

[catcomixzstudios]

[x]

[oliviawebsite]

another favorite in the series of "old tweets by a professional athlete from when they were teenagers"

[swiftthistletea]

[aflo]

[beriliaa]

[a-book-of-creatures]

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

[froggo-friend]

@a-book-of-creatures Do you have anything to say? 🤨👂

[a-book-of-creatures]

Next time the 20th of a month will occur directly after the 19th of the same month will not happen before 2758!

[livfordoodles]