All You Have Is All You Need

Samantha. Michigan. Somedays life is all about your dreams, hopes, and visions for the future. But there are some days where life is just about putting one foot in front of the other and that's okay.

[yancyeet]

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

[sapphic-dreams-and-ashes]

Reverse cut-a-way. Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard. We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

[okapiandpaste]

wait it’s PG-13?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[itsagifnotagif]

When you are a couple of episodes ahead of everyone on a TV show and they ask what happens to a character:

[literallyunbelievable]

[gabriellabowden]

be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

“is there a special someone in your life? :)”

[myslightobsessions]

[marvel-lous-things]

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[meganandnicky]

[graceebooks]

today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever

[vegan-gore-deactivated20220413]

u ate…… 5 whole people……..

[graceebooks]

6 counting popeye

[mobpsycho100]

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

Every damn Malinois’s name is Bullet or Chaos or Stryker or something similar. Meanwhile my dog is over here answering to “Happy” and “you dumb motherfucker”

[dogsignalfire]

and every border collie who does agility named Ace, Dash, Flash, Blitz, Zap, Zigzag, and Jazz.

[elliottheamericanbulldog]

Every bulldog is named Diesel, Bella, or Dozer tbh

[twogundogsonesighthound-deactiv]

All Pharaoh Hounds are named Anubis and Ramses

[au-golden-girl]

All golden retrievers are Cooper. All of them.

[ciaraskellington]

Excuse me I think you’re forgetting Jackson, Rocky and Buddy

[snoots-and-wiskers]

All those collies named Bella and Angus, not to mention the common Lassie and Laddie

[one-ear-up]

Poodles named Missy!

[fjordfolk]

All shelties are named Zelda.

[allbarksomebite]

Every SBT is named Roxy or Tyson, and Bulldogs (English/British) is named Winston.

[twoterribleterriers]

All Jack Russells are named Jack. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[jakegyllenhaal]

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[catchymemes]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny