It’s Me, Hi.

My name is Samantha. I'm 30 and I like Television, Taylor Swift and Cats.

[aintmyjewelry]

all of us: “this is the worst moment in this fandom.”

taylor nation: 

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

I bought in, finally, after a lifetime of being too goddamned scared, and you punished me for it! It just confirmed what I have always known. At the end of the day, I’m unlovable. Fundamentally. Always have been. And you fell for me? Joke is on you! You’re the Worst Season 4 (2017)

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[punchy-larue]

[binge-on-the-memes]

😭

[thegameofnerds]

Happy Halloween! 🎃

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

based on this tweet!

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[marshmalllow]

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

[theweirdwideweb]

the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s an important baker right here

[tastefullyoffensive]

[softhoneybuns]

That paw’s GLOWIN

[news1es-forever]

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

[gif87a-com]

[awesomeships-deactivated2017122]

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

[e-029]

When I don’t get what u mean

[trashysnakehasfeels-deactivated]

this video is my aesthetic 

[brittany-murphy]

[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

[letslipthehounds]

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

[sanerontheinside]

That’s the idea

[bunjywunjy]

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

[ramenuzumaki]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

what a vicious attack

[dashaibo]

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.