my name is birchy

my name is sam. i'm 21, from the south of england. i use tumblr to repost memes.

[miiriya]

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

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thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

[thomasthetankenginefuckers]

that’s where you’re wrong

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

[caffeinatedclowns]

thomas the spank engine

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i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[8bitstickmod]

confirmed

[glamourslime]

Scan

[bace-jeleren]

Lizard D E T E C T E D

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[literaryglamour]

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[nickyflowers]

he

[trilllizard666]

A C T I V A T E

[welcometoheck]

[joshpeck]

live footage of my mental state

[porterr-robinson]

[tanookitoes]

its high noon

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

CHOOSE YOUR CLASS IN THE TAGS

[processintegrated]

[luidilovins]

I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me

[fairyqueenmercedes]

I will never grow sick of this

[afterlifecrisis-deactivated2019]

Just hope they go out and vote

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[ohsosharky]

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

[pi4nobl4ck]

[delcisco]

NO WAY

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

Honestly how the fuck

[tyleroakley]

this did not disappoint

[neontalk]

[teraboolove]

This was exactly what I expected and more