Jesse

NOT like the guy from Breaking Bad | DNI if you're a minor | 23! | any pronouns? | please enjoy my fine selection of posts :)

[gloomyraincloud-deactivated2022]

welcome to my blog im annoying

[anywhoozles]

[theliverstealingskeletons]

Dance fucker danceee

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[transfaguette]

learning that constantly thinking about and analyzing and interpreting my traumas isn’t actually healing . and don’t get me wrong its made me a very effective communicator and emotionally intelligent person. but actually im supposed to be moving on and experiencing new things and happiness and stuff and not just compulsively reliving and recontextualizing the past. oops!

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[swanlakereturns]

more like dick sucking manual

[alexilulu]

The oralmeister prestige really gives Fighters something to do while their hands are tied up giving attacks of opportunityjobs to the goblins

[alexilulu]

cutting room floor: could have gone for attack of cockportunity. something about sneak attacks and ass play. probably more i'm forgetting. i hope you liked my post

[swanlakereturns]

Thank you Lexi. This was about the DSM

[armoredprincess]

Dark Sucking Manual

[armoredprincess]

I promised my master I’d never use this…!

[aimseytv]

how it feels being the only lesbian

[aimseytv]

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

[mozilla-firefucks]

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

[april]

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder

[april]

no i think i'm good

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial