C.

[stickysweett]

Beyoncé saying "deadass"

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[2-dreamy]

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

[fantomeheart]

The only acceptable birthday cake

[inuis-deactivated20150612]

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

[neoputa-deactivated20120716]

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[great-tweets]

“This is a teachable moment for you.”

[mbaku-babygirl]

She did that!!!!

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh

[brainstatic]

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

[robotlyra]

Millionaire: I can buy a fancy sports car, and a huge house!

Billionaire: I can buy THE SPACE PROGRAM

[scerek]

Tyler Posey and Avan Jogia in Now Apocalypse (1.01 “This is the Beginning of the End”)

[funnyjoke]

[oatmylkmachiato]

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

[bmwiid]

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

[normal-horoscopes]

LOVE IN LARGE GROUPS WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE DONT ASK FOR PERMISSION AND LET NOTHING STOP YOU

[biglawbear]

Love in large groups with overhearing force

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it this is the post that finally makes me sob

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

[bogleech]

it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.

[bogleech]

You know the evilest thing about this though is that in many cases the packaging costs the company just as much to manufacture as the product inside, so it’s not even a cost-cutting measure at the production level. It really is just to trick you so you’ll pay more for a larger looking item and then have to buy a new one sooner.

[zooophagous]

Instead of a blanket ban on plastic straws can we start by banning overly large packaging? This isn’t just deceptive, it’s also incredibly wasteful. And unlike straws, nobody needs bulky and difficult packaging that’s twice as large as it needs to be.

[ofbloodandshadow]

^ that

[alifelesslonely-deactivated2015]

[shortvideosandstuff]

dubbayoo:

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”