The Life and Times of a Professional Yeller

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AMA.

Please keep the in-universe Re-Ride questions to a minimum. The real me wouldn't do things much differently than the fictional me anyways, and I'd like to think y'all are interested in the other shit I do.

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I have found a new hobby

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I have found a new hobby

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for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

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You are literally Satan why not just make yourself the final boss and give yourself unlimited HP and never lose

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What do you do when it's not your fault?

I was diagnosed with what was then Asperger syndrome at age 10 in 1998. I remember a clear dividing line in the quality of my education and social life before and after my diagnosis. Before, I had friends and I was a great student. After, I was deliberately undersocialized, forced into special ed programs, and had my agency taken away from me for the rest of my childhood and well into my young adulthood.

Among the decisions taken out of my hands were opportunities to explore my interests and choose where I went to college. My father was never going to let me go to a four-year school with a journalism program where I could take the traditional path to success in sports media. And because he limited my social opportunities and forbade me from getting a job or learning to drive (it literally took two therapists to convince him that yes, I did in fact need a social life with people born after the Truman administration, and the material support that goes with it), I couldn't see friends or participate in activities on my own terms.

As for college, I was forced to go to residential programs for young adults with learning differences and take classes at community colleges with little or no athletics offerings. Around this time I was beginning to realize and develop my talents for sports writing and announcing. In fact, I had some experience at my town’s local access station just before starting college, but the college AD wasn't interested in broadcasts. So by the time I realized I wanted a career in sports media, the damage had been done. My mental health was in the toilet, I was set too far back to get the opportunities I needed, and I was no longer in a position where I could take an unpaid internship.

Fast forward to today, and I’ve worked freelance for most of the last 20 years, in sports media and also random odd jobs, with inconsistent, insufficient success. I lost the one full-time job I ever had after a year and a half. My father tried to support my efforts but often backed off due to his own lack of understanding. And when unpacking all this in therapy, he said he had nothing to apologize for because he was doing what the experts of the day said, despite all the research that has come out that has proven how wrong those “experts” were.

And here’s the cruel irony: He had a 30-year career in international public health. He should understand the damage bad information does to people. Doctors used to say smoking was good for you, after all.

So as I apply for jobs, I am hindered by the fact that I have not learned, nor have I had the opportunity to learn, some of the skills they require. And I can’t think of a single employer in my field - TV stations, newspapers, PBP jobs, collegiate athletics communications, you name it - that will allow me to learn the missing skills on the job. And I'm still not in a position to learn on an unpaid basis.

But I want to learn.

It just wasn't my fault.

It wasn’t even my choice.

What do I do?

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One of the first jobs I applied to after leaving the Cortland Standard was a junior hockey announcer job that would require a 1,000 mile-plus move. After I sent my application email, the owner got back to me basically right away, impressed with my qualifications.

There was a salary posted, but when I asked them for some more details about compensation, especially in light of my experience that they were so impressed with AND the relocation requirements, they replied with boilerplate "why do you millennials care so much about money, we're a family here" crap.

That same employer emailed me a couple months later asking if I would still consider the job, because the person they hired sucked, largely because they had never done hockey PBP before. I said I would consider it, but I still needed to know more about compensation. They never replied to me.

Today, I found that same job posted online as an unpaid internship.

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

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So, how exactly did you know about Zorthrax?(The Trivia Demon) Did Conan tell you about it?

He begged me for a job after I bought the joint and I told him that if he wanted to feel at home with a bunch of hate-filled demons who want to destroy the world he should go work at Newsmax.

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Today in my Facebook memories I found a story about a baseball game I was broadcasting, and how one of the coaches got ejected by the umpire because the ump thought the coach was mouthing off at him.

Being the objective journalist that I am, I can tell you with no uncertainty that the coach was telling his players to get back in the dugout so they wouldn't interfere with play and they wouldn't get ejected. Unfortunately, because baseball ejections are irreversible, the coach's words were misconstrued and he got punished for doing exactly what he was supposed to do in that situation with zero avenue for recourse.

And if this doesn't prove to you that baseball is the most autistic sport imaginable, then frankly nothing will.

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5-0'd an MTGO Modern league with the stock Izzet Prowess list against this...

Then went 2-3 in my next one and had to salvage the loser points R5 against Cosmogoyf.

What the fuck even is this format. Anyways, hope to see y'all at F2F Ottawa this weekend!

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if kenny and phil had a child together (don't ask) would you take care of it

Well now I am going to ask

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Have you ever heard somebody shout “That’s my Man,” while at work, specifically in a basketball match?

The student section at my high school narrating our opponents' free throws ("Dribble, dribble, dribble... SHOT!!") was their go-to.

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Donald J. Trump if you breath I'm going to shove two bricks up your flappy ass

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what’s your most valuable magic the gathering card?

Re-Ride me almost certainly owns all the Power 9 (plus Library), and probably bought The 1 of 1 Ring before Post Malone could.

IRL me actually plays competitively, and cards I don't intend to use in decks, I sell at conventions or online (hint hint).

I have a couple cards for sale that go for over $100. The most expensive cards I actually use are in my Thoracle EDH deck, and if you have a problem with that, then play interaction or shut the fuck up.

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any favorite things about playing in YDKJ the Re-Ride?

I don't play. I host.

My favorite thing about hosting is getting to tell people off (contestants and coworkers alike) and not suffer a goddamn bit for it. Be nice to a retail or food service employee today or else they'll end up like me (fortune amassed through gambling and other activities not guaranteed).

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I put way too much effort into this. Blame the Re-Ride Discord and give me some goddamn likes.

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I remembered!