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do i need to say

samfro conversations with my mom

"i think that one of the reasons why Sam married Rosie was because he wanted kids.He kinda talks abt it in the two towers when he says; "Frodo was really courageous wasnt he dad?" so i think that was something he always had in mind, and yk Frodo cant get pregnant"

"maybe he didnt try hard enough"

0elbereth

this is so dumb im sorry😭😭the situation ever

#and gollum was there

microwave-poodle

sketchy samfro junk

..gotta keep the community (and myself) fed (edit: and sam)

oatmealaddiction

I do not subscribe to the theory that one of the perks of Valinor is you get to be young and sexy. I reject fics where Sam sails into the West and suddenly loses all his arthritis and cataracts and gets to have hot yaoi twink sex with Frodo at age 102. My two hobbits are chilling in Valinor, having Elrond feed them cottage cheese while they play bingo and Sam shows Frodo wallet photos of his great grand-hobbits. They have tennis balls on their walkers, can't hear shit, and they are fucking like rabbits.

#They have tennis balls on their walkers and fuck like rabbits #hahaha i chuckled

anwiselanviere

Getting delusional about these two again. Damn you Peter Jackson, would a small little hug in Cirith Ungol have killed you?! (beyond the fact that you made Frodo keep his pants…)