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Let me paint you a picture

It's 3am. I've been sleeping for three hours. But there is noise. Scritch scratch and crawly noises. I awake abruptly and there, on my canvas, is a waterbug so large that I can see it without the lights on. I scream. I am scarred for life. Thank the Lord it didn't have wings.

#bugs #waterbug #why #no #save me

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Men are bus schedules

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Always lying

Me to me: don't freak out it's just a ladybug, don't freak out it's just a ladybug Ladybug: *crawls towards me* Me: *freaks the fuck out*

#help #ladybug #why #why am i like this #almost died #my nightmare

The existential crisis I experience after watching Bo Burnham's shows is ironically what I exist for.

#bo burnham #make happy #why #who am i #existential crisis #every time #oh the irony #oh the feels #oh the laughs #sort of

Black Friday? More like Black-Out Friday amarite??

#black friday #yuh #rite #lol

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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

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Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past.

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I would like more female characters being this open

samiiluv

Why can't we have more movies like these ❤

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DRAG THEM NEIL

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The Native American people are real superheroes. They took a stand and fight for their rights on their own land at Standing rock. Indigenous people have been surviving police brutality for months to save clean water and environment. They were under attack and suffered from cold and injuries. They were even forced to eat thanksgiving dinner on top of a sacred burial site.

This is insane. And Bernie Sanders knows. And he stands there, like one of them, drawing attention of the government and the media.

#NoDapl #StandingRock #BernieSandrs

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Tony Bennett singing with Miss Piggy is my new aesthetic

#thanksgiving #2016 #tony bennett #miss piggy #yes

Thanksgiving

When you thought you were just gonna stay in and eat all day but you gotta go see people later and probably get awkward questions about your life and ya gotta put on pants and just..... ugh

#thanksgiving #ugh #people #why #i just wanna eat forever

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I had to search through my whole camera roll because this meme was hiding from me.

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Matt Holt

- Star Trek Nerd ™ - watched a documentary about global warming and became and environmentalist bitch - will knock anyone tf out if he sees them litter - ran away from home at age 8 with a toddler Pidge. Was found an hour later in the woods, looking for Big Foot - snuck a penguin out of the zoo. No one noticed until they got home - cried once when he stepped on a bee - hacked into his father’s work computer to see if they were lying about the aliens - made his parents buy him a chemistry set at age 5 - somehow set the table on fire making a baking soda volcano - snuck inside the space shuttle at the NASA space center - is not allowed within 10 feet of any NASA exhibit - broke the window to the kitchen making a bottle rocket - helps Pidge with her homework - helps his mom in the vegetable garden. - mowed the lawn to make it look like a crop circle - pulled the fire alarm at school to see what would happen - ran an underground snack cartel at his health conscious school - made a robot to feed the dog automatically - drives like a grandma - always looks twice before crossing the road - won’t move the car until everyone has their seatbelt on - has glow in the dark space stickers on his bedroom ceiling - is on the waiting list to live on Mars

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i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

samiiluv

my aunts always call this dog around their neighborhood feya which means ugly and I didn’t know this when I first met the pup and I thought she was so absolutely beautiful and I told them about her and how beautiful she was and they looked at me like I was crazy and told me she was ugly and I was like ???? uhh how??? I don’t understand people

#animals #dogs are the best #beautiful