23.

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

Personally, I’m still trying to figure out how $12/hr is considered “competitive pay”???? ????

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

someone fed him a pickle

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

[theproblematicblogger]

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

But is it

illegal

[theproblematicblogger]

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[v-ahavta]

these are tiny hylek

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[thoughtsof-r]

[kintrig-deactivated20170803]

[y0ung-guns]

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

[officialestelle]

at least you get accepted no matter what

[haithinkimfunnny]

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

[platoniclies]

Woah

[nya-kin]

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

So, like, do you have to check yourself along with your bags so they can put you under the plane? 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

[tahthetrickster]

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

[ritavonbees]

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

[tigerator]

[funkincronuts]

[girklspit]

[eyeslikeglass-deactivated201208]

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

[farfromthepacific-deactivated20]

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

[lacigreen]

a million gallons of fun

[sagihairius]

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

[guiltygirl]

someone: so what are u doing this weekend

me: coping

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:

[stolentweets]

[sexhaver]

im losing my mind over this thumbnail

[habitualshaker]

he is drowning. why won’t the millennials save him.