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danijel - he/him - 24

[averagesizedperson]

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

[storm-of-feathers]

this is what every mental health conversation on this god forsaken website sounds like to me.

[vampire-connoisseur]

[byrdsfly]

On it, boss.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

coughing baby vs different, more powerful coughing baby

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tropiyas]

[sludgebitch]

im the complex video game nerd and my feelings towards this video game are rather nuanced

[sludgebitch]

since you people are intent on riffing on my shit badly

he's gonna take you back to the past, to analyse, compare and contrast

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[bedupolker]

imagine having to defend yourself against a sea monster and your only weapon is a pair of chopsticks attached to your face

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[deadlysentence]

Just bought a fallen empire off temu

[vaultedvagabond]

[cryptotheism]

BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

everything feels like this

[miffski]

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

[oneheadtoanother]

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

i think a boss being boring is just as bad or maybe even worse than being unfair

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

malenia is not very well designed but shes a fun fight anyway, so i can forgive certain things. however a boring boss like midra will never be as enjoyable because theres just nothing there

[bakerstreetdoctor]

oh I thought you meant like a boss at work

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]