victim of a series of accidents

bucky; he/they; 23; icon by moncuries [[i block empty blogs]]

[bucklikethedollar]

and so what if my nearly year-long depressive episode is over. what then. what are you gonna do about it

[livingintheglitterbaby]

but i wanna have FUN! i wanna get HIGH! i wanna get DRUNK! i wanna do DRUGS! i wanna make LOVE! i wanna get FUCKED!

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[gouged-doll]

[fairycosmos]

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[troil-and-trouble]

this is just what getting up feels like

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A Bluesky post by rareBodyOils.bsky.social made on Dec 25, 2025 at 11:56 a.m. that reads:

Trebek: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin Trebek: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board. End ID]

[tlirsgender]

Are you a boy or a girl?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[hircine-scholar]

Girl help I got sucked into the Ryan Gosling cinematic universe and now I’m realizing he’s a genuinely good actor whose performances got overshadowed by people’s sexual perception of him as opposed to his actual talent

[bagofbonesmp3]

the thing about people liking south park in the big year of 2026 is that not only are you watching a TV show for middle schoolers it's a show for racist middle schoolers

[hotvampireadjacent]

[stay-the-knight]

[crtter]

You’ve heard of Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday, now get ready for

Brazil Bakery Maned Wolf Monday