The young Hoe That Cooks Everything On High

The only thing I’m fucking is stupid And the only thing fucking me is the government

[samjunipero]

The way I miss and mourn watchseries.im??? Fucking insane I’m feeling like those gothic romance characters who keep the body of their loved one in the cellar so they can go and see em every so often

[rationales]

very excited to watch another season of beautiful women and some random niggas they found at a gas station

[ilyrox]

they litr asked us to be nice before posting their shots lmao 😩

[samjunipero]

This might just be a me thing but I have this never ending feeling that I need to be at least decent at everything all the time. That not being able to support myself completely is some great moral failing.

This comes from me seeing a post about how to learn to garden yourself. It talked about the necessity of learning these things as time passes. I don’t like gardening so easy solution is just keep scrolling. The pit in my stomach and the guilt from scrolling stopped me dead. Just kills me that this is the base for me. We aren’t supposed to be good at everything community exist for a reason.

[luckydiorxoxo]

Naomi Osaka attends the 2026 Met Gala in Robert Wun

[manicpixiedepressedwitch]

[bloodmoonlich]

Emma Chamberlain at the 2026 Met Gala

[thebossishere]

#TroyeSivan #METGala2026

[christinaguilera]

Lisa attends the 2026 Met Gala Celebrating “Costume Art” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC (May 4, 2026)

[sinnerism]

Janelle Monáe • Met Gala 2026

[fdblaize]

baelor smacked the fucking inventory off of him🤣 dw maekar i wouldve killed him too😭

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

I stand with my cancelled wife, he 100% did that and 100% deserve the ass beating.

[grendelsmom]

Silly posts aside, I love how hard akotsk is leaning on the theme of knighthood/physical labour and exploitation so far. Ser Arlan destroyed his health and body fighting petty disputes for men, who never bothered to remember him because to them, he is nothing. Lyonel can step away from the contest to get a drink, let others pull for him (pick up his slack and turn the tide around), and then go back in, just in time for victory and the laurels. They still risk their life by entering a tourney, but its for vague concepts like honour or even just fun. While Dunk risks his life for the vague possibility that he gets to risk his life for some lord on a consistent basis because that's his only means of survival.

[samjunipero]

Was not expecting to have my complicated family relationship reflected in the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary

[rosietherivendell]

Whitaker is going to make it the whole season/ day without needing to change scrubs and then in the last episode/ hour he's going to get absolutely drenched in some godawful substance and they're going to make him use the outdoor shower like to charge reblog to cast

[samjunipero]

Not me convincing myself that some fresh flowers and a candle will cure my depression.

[angel-derangement]

I think the only true conclusion one could ever draw about Sabrina carpenter from her music is that she has a kinda weird relationship with gender, where she can never truly decide if being a woman is a good & powerful thing or a bad & weakening thing, and she can never decide if that’s her own fault or the fault of the male society in which she lives. this is not a criticism to be clear: that seems like a very normal way to engage with the world to me. it’s just funny to me that the seemingly most personally revealing aspect of her music is the way she seems to have no idea how to live as a straight woman. I can’t relate to this at all because I am not a straight woman, but man does it seem accurate to the experiences of straight women that I know. Straight women sound off. If you’re out there. Straight women can you hear me? Is it that me espresso?

[angel-derangement]

girl are you trapped in there?! girl get out!! girl scream if you need help!!! this is not very that me espresso girl!!

[roycohn]

yeah i mean i've been saying this for months (sorry OP to jump on your post, it just aligns with something i've been trying to get across for a while now) but the overt, on-purpose heteropessimism of her music in combination with her vintage drag queen aesthetic and mid-century movie inspired concert visuals are all actually working together to create really interesting commentary on the current state of heterosexual womanhood. she's a lot smarter than most people give her credit for and this is all on purpose. i think a lot of people tend to assume that female artists arrive at a place of satirical or otherwise layered social commentary by accident and it's just something they're reading into it because they're smarter than the actual artist, not that it's ever something they put into the art while they were making it... but like, if you pay attention to everything she's doing and the way she presents herself when she's off-duty as opposed to in performance mode, she isn't Doing Hyperfemininity 24/7. her stage presentation is one of exaggerated hyperfeminine aesthetic performance because it's part of her commentary on how the experience of straight womanhood is basically doing 200% for men who give maybe 15% at best. she's got a whole song basically lamenting the fact that she is unfortunately a straight woman who craves dick in a world where men are fucking terrible with no real motivation to change!

[femme-plant-mom]

Felt like this shouldn’t stay in the tags

[jinovel]

*sighs* it's really dark times right now

[clementine-kesh]

the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying

[clementine-kesh]

for the last one i don’t just mean oh the author inadvertently wrote in gay subtext or whatever i’m talking about media as a cultural artifact which can reveal a ton about societal norms, biases, ideals, etc. it’s all about positionality and an unexamined positionality is often the most revealing of all