Revived

Im much too old for this

[sammit5ever]

My debut back into Tumblr. Should I be ashamed? Maybe. But i will do it anyway :)

[john15-10]

I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. ♡

You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position.

I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things… *ahem*

Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith I told God I’d choose him over Shiro if I had to.

And guess what. God put me to the test.

Shiro came out as gay and I was DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn’t worship sin. I couldn’t accept him, I had to let him go.

So I chose God over Shiro.

Here’s the thing; interests come and go, they’ll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He’ll always be there.

Gods worth it!

[bakugou-rantsx]

please don’t forget :

Deuteronomy 4:22-24 New International Version (NIV)

22 I will die in this land; I will not cross the Jordan; but you are about to cross over and take possession of that good land.23 Be careful not to forget the covenant of the Lord your God that he made with you; do not make for yourselves an idol in the form of anything the Lord your God has forbidden. 24 For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God.

[biconrosalina]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[pkdex-deactivated20190616]

[anime-girls-against-tax-fraud-d]

God made an anime boy gay just to test this girl’s faith… wow 😯

[despazito]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[twerklina]

What the fuck did you post.

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

this is a moodboard

[meanplastic]

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[clientsfromhell]

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

[owl-recluse-deactivated20150626]

this almost made me cry

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

[pupchouli]

I feel ill

[surprisebitch]

i am physically upset and livid. i would literally punch a wall, which is something i never do. please i wouldve raged, how can you keep your cool in this situation??! i am actually losing it right now!!! i would tell the client to pay me $150 upfront or get it back asap.. you can tell my blood is boiling!

[fozzie]

[fh3207972]

i trust girls with literally everything but if a boy asks me like what my favorite color is im like what the fuck are u trying to do…….

[babyfaced0ndada]

B R U H 😂

[surprisebitch]

HER MIND oh my god

[sovietnam]

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[lethalnihilism]

oh my god lmfao

edit: it got funnier actually

i’m laughing @ all of this

[surprisebitch]

top 10 anime plot twists

[trickthekick]

“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”

As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”

I cant remember how this faded from being one of my abilities, but it sure was cool while it lasted.

But for a while, Shrek really WAS my life.

[ristay]

BEACH DAY

Somone once commented “good guy seagull disposing of the evidence for you” and that’s what I choose to believe now.

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[terriamon]

Toy Story in Japan

Otaku son of a bitch: *leaves the room*

Tharja Figure: That otaku son of a bitch came on me again fucking disgusting

[brbgensokyo]

You will live to see horror become real. 

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.

So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.

She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.

On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”

She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”

I’m like O_O ……….

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?