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[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[catshaming]

HAHAHAHAHA

[livelypacific]

Hey guys, new giveaway! Here are some of the details: • The winner will receive the 4 Easter bath bombs above, a bubblegum lip scrub from lush, $25 giftcard to target, the urban decay naked basics palette, and candy of your choice ($10 maximum). • You must be following @livelypacific to win. (I will be checking) • Reblog=1 entry, like=1 entry (do not spam or else you will be disqualified) • You must be 18+ or have parent permission so I could send it to your address. (Must be willing to give your address to me as well) • You have 24 hours to respond or I will choose someone else. • winner will be chosen April 8th (that’s in 4 days!) by a random number generator • winner will be announced privately due to reasons such as hate towards them or myself so if you want to know who won just message me not on anon

Any questions? Feel free to message me! 😊 (I will most likely turn off the anon option)

[greelin]

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

[greelin]

oh my god

[necr0mani4c-deactivated20140525]

sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio

[bleha-deactivated20161117]

Do not sell ur children

[gnumblr]

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

😎👬🌚✊💦

[mythicalmyotis]

😳😐🐋🐝💜

[ohsnapitzkimm]

😭😊😉😢😘

[meeshimi]

😢😣👍👌😯

[paranoiaofficial]

😚🍖🔪💎😎

[ethanchandlerbing-blog]

😍🔮👌💁💋

[icanseethecolors]

😭😱🎶😁🎏

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[dutchster]

[teoami]

Bless these children

[televandalist]

[rawtranquility]

A flower for you, my lady.

[amanderegg]

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

[trebaolsmovingcastle]

That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

[randomgirloffline-deactivated20]

reblog just for the comment about the coconuts 

[durnesque-esque]

If you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” please just unfollow me. 

I don’t feel like reblogging the offending post, but I’m not kidding. 

Don’t disrespect either the feminist movement or the reality of the Holocaust that way. 

You think someone’s feminism is problematic, cool. Critique it. But don’t throw that word around. 

[boneforlife-deactivated20161109]

If someone is putting men down because they’re men I will call them a feminazi because it’s similar to what Hitler did - put groups of people down without any good explanation.

[durnesque-esque]

I’m sorry, by “putting men down” did you mean IN FUCKING GAS CHAMBERS????

Because I’m pretty sure you can’t equate feminism to THE BLOODY HOLOCAUST. 

You can’t even equate BAD feminism to the Holocaust. Because bad feminism hasn’t  KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 

I’ll say it one more time: if you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” get out. You cannot equate the systematic obliteration of people with the desire for equality among the genders. 

Any woman who says she wants to destroy all men IS NOT A FEMINIST. So the contraction of “feminism” and “Nazi’ isn’t appropriate by definition of either word. 

DON’T DISRESPECT THE SURVIVORS AND VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUST WITH SHITTY TERMINOLOGY. 

[gothhabiba]

there are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world and the vast majority of them are not Arab

carpets and horses are “Arabian,” people are not

people are not “Arabic” either, Arabic is a language

no part of Africa is or ever has been part of the “Arab world.” even people in parts of Africa colonised by Arabs are indigenous Africans

"Allaah" is not "the Muslim god"—  it’s literally just the Arabic word for "God." non-Muslim Arabic speakers use it too

there are at least 30 “home” dialects of Arabic across Western Asia and North Africa and many of them are mutually unintelligible

"Middle Eastern" =/= Arab, there are over twenty ethnic groups native to Western Asia and Arab is only one of them

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pochowek]

Reblog if ya bi/pan as fuck and ya feel it in ya bones

[johnnywooh]

[lupusadlunam]

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

[naturalmomma-deactivated2015092]

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Seriously, ballet was originally invented by prostitutes, and now look, it’s a fine art with no sexual stigma. Respect art in whatever form it comes.

[skeletal-stoner]

pole dancing is beautiful.

[juniorjuniorjuniorjunior-year]

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

[shadowstep-of-bast]

someone needs to put these people down holy shit

[infinite-teeth]

I hate all of you so much.

[ziamfr]

^

[bluebeetle]

honestly the mixing of things like ammonia and bleach is your biggest warning here; you should never ever mix that stuff because the chemical reaction will release toxic gases

this goes for anyone who uses those substances to clean too. dont mix them. 

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

[wolfstarry]

[rockandrollchick29]

[wvrthy]

lol

[in-vagina-we-thrust]

She looks like a grown up version of that animated character Rihanna is voicing

[wvrthy]

Thank you, best compliment EVER I’m dying to see that movie ❤️