Sammy Page

Sammy, 26 Y/O, minors DNI. Secretary at the WVBA, here for all your WVBA tea.

[sammypage]

Hello! My name is Sammy and I’m currently working as a secretary at the WVBA 😊 Mostly here to blog about my experience working so up close with the most famous boxers in the world!

If you want to know anything about me, I’m a 26 Y/O nonbinary person. Any pronouns are OK. I’m pansexual. Currently living in NYC with my roommate. I like tacos!!!

I hope to meet more people from the WVBA fandom here!

Minors DNI. If I interact with you and you’re a minor, that’s my bad, please block me lol

This account is a part of the multimedia fanfiction, “Sammy The Ripper”. Beliefs or opinions expressed on this account are not meant to be taken seriously.

[sammypage]

Chapter 4 of “Sammy The Ripper” is out

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sammy Page appeared one day on the streets of New York City with no knowledge of who they were, where they came from, or why they were there. But they've had little time to dwell on that fact, as in a late-stage capitalist society, their main focus has been trying to find employment. He eventually gets a job at the World Video Boxing Association's headquarters as a secretary, and everything is finally starting to look up for him; that is, until he's pulled into a dream state by a mysterious God-like being and told the truth. She's been taken from where she came from and been placed in this alternate universe - one of racial stereotypes and boxing infractions - and her only way to escape it and return to reality is to have sex with all twenty-five boxers in the WVBA. So, they better hurry up and start fucking, huh?

(This fanfiction will contain an excessive amount of sexual content and is not recommended for readers under 18.)

[sammypage]

Any interesting facts about the boxers?

Oops sorry! I just got this. I’ve been very busy, I apologize!

Did you know that King Hippo isn’t technically a Homo sapiens? He’s from a subspecies of human called Homo sapiens hippopotamus. From my understanding, they evolved separately from the rest of the human species after some amount of time, hence their position as a subspecies. The main difference is that they lack noses and their skin produces their own lubricating, sunscreen-like substance, hence the name hippopotamus!

Was anyone else aware of this subspecies? Because I certainly wasn’t! Maybe I’m just uneducated though, idk.

[d15h504p]

Your telling me this is the guy who's fighting prime Mike Tyson?

im willing to believe that

[pinkiepuunk]

Let's beat the shit out of old men with papa

[nai418]

Messed around… how I missed drawing you Mac (*´Д｀*)

[sammypage]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sammy Page appeared one day on the streets of New York City with no knowledge of who they were, where they came from, or why they were there. But they've had little time to dwell on that fact, as in a late-stage capitalist society, their main focus has been trying to find employment. He eventually gets a job at the World Video Boxing Association's headquarters as a secretary, and everything is finally starting to look up for him; that is, until he's pulled into a dream state by a mysterious God-like being and told the truth. She's been taken from where she came from and been placed in this alternate universe - one of racial stereotypes and boxing infractions - and her only way to escape it and return to reality is to have sex with all twenty-five boxers in the WVBA. So, they better hurry up and start fucking, huh?

(This fanfiction will contain an excessive amount of sexual content and is not recommended for readers under 18.)

[sammypage]

Uhhhhhh got some pretty weird news about my job so that’s fun 🫠🫠🫠 I don’t want to talk about it here but I really don’t know how to feel about all of this???

Anyways the boxers threw me a welcome party today, or at least some of them did. The cake was good and it was my first time meeting any of the boxers for real so yippie!!!!

[kuromi-berri]

Ladies and germs I have peaked once more!

[theesupermachoman]

*Hrrk* *Pfft* *Snrk*

Am I *COUGH* doing this right?