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Going Out of Order for a bit

Just need to gather my semblance of humanity

#sammy here!#Social battery is dead #Too many things at once in too short time happening #Somebody snap my neck

If there's a love craze, I think Rodimus should record Megatron reciting his romantic poetry for posterity whenever he needs to win an argument.

black mail is one of the top priority even in an infection outbreak

animentality

jaminbonbon

reader-from-nowhere

scenario where the entire Lost Light gets hit with a love potion and the ship turns into a giant feral poly except for Rodimus and now he's lwk playing irl Among Us trying to figure out a cure for the ship (he's not enjoying the affection man what are you even saying ahahah)

him being immune is a prime thing and theres others that didnt get infected that helped him find a cure but got slowly picked off one by one into the loving (and crazy) crew until its just him

dogpuppy

reader-from-nowhere

i have this really fucked up hc of the Matrix where as a defense mechanism, it persuades the people around Prime to die for them, effectively removes their own self preservation in order for them to do whatever it takes to protect the Prime

i just think its funny for Rodimus 'Self sacrifice is cheap' Prime to be surrounded with people that will jump off a moving train for him

hotdog-puppy

you know im starting to understand what this draft actually meant

the-haiku-bot

you know im starting

to understand what this draft

actually meant

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mancatrex

for me to put on the wall so I LOCK TF IN.

sockiepuppetry

Lady gaga

muskotaly

we've had wholesome shockdad on this blog. now it's time for The Horrors(™)

wouldn't it be fucked up if -in a decepticon victory scenario- shockwave tries to lure bumblebee out by using longarm's voice. trying to sound caring and sweet at first but gradually showing his true colors as he starts losing patience.

ofcourse bumblebee instinctively denies longram being a double agent. that would mean he has to face the harsh reality that wasp wasn't a decepticon and he actually helped frame an innocent bot. and bee's not ready to do that so he tries to justify it in his mind by coming to the conclusion that the spy must have some sort of mimic ability, shifting their voice and appearance periodically so the elite guard would keep losing track of them. that must be the case, otherwise someone would've surely busted them by now, right?? bumblebee would've surely noticed if his friend from bootcamp was not who he made himself out to be, right???

also fun fact: last panels were inspired by this scene in the movie Coraline

nealashitposts

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

nealashitposts

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.