Don't mind me, just passing through

"My life is filled with lies and fantasies" NonBinary | She/They | Ace Multifandom girlie | Avid Reblogger I like doing fanart❤️ I write too, I guess

[samnoelle]

Imma try and prioritise 3-4 drafts I have left (cuz i deleted the rest) that i actually need to work on

In order:

•Barricade needs to fuck off and die

•Deadeye loves his kid very much so, he's crying

•Genesis is dying

•Raising Optimus what if Bayverse Au

•die[optional]

[madamadamiu]

The he

[sunnybluezs]

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Bumblebee and Hound brought some native creatures to the ark, but they ran away once they saw Optimus Prime :(

(A little ‘what if’ on one of my other AUs where the Autobots can only communicate to humans with car noises, pretend the Decepticons just crashed on the moon and haven’t awoken)

[reader-from-nowhere]

ohmy godd

[samnoelle]

Feeling blood slowly drip down my nose while I photosentisize outside my house only to remember I'm wearing a white shirt

[reader-from-nowhere]

happy pride everyone, some ratchet for me to warm up for comms and college work 😼

[keferon]

Wow is that a beach episode? There’s no beach though. Pool episode.

ALSO. Iron Lung finally got a digital release so I (fiiiinally) was able to watch it. Beautiful experience. I am now having quite…emotionally intense ideas. Don’t worry about them yet, here’s some fluff

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[kokica1]

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

[dailycatsblog]

[evieeion]

what if we both didn’t have noses and bonked our head crests together wouldn’t that be beautiful

[samnoelle]

Sweet Honeybee

Attempt at fluff X33

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Love, love at first sight

It was a shock, staring at the little bundle he had in his hands. Gurgling up at him while still half covered with his energon, shuttering their little mismatched optics, optics resembling his, before letting out a curious coo.

Deadeye felt something inside him melt, a connection snapping in place before the injury in his chest finally registered and he loss consciousness. Barely registering Starscream snatch the small thing from him as things faded to black.

Hospital lights,

The pain he was in felt somehow worst than all the injuries he ever had in his life, Deadeye remembered, as he fell in and out of consciousness in the medbay. Apparently, as Knockout informed him after he finally became concious and lucid enough, he'd been not only been due for quite some time now, nothing in Deadeye's coding indicates that he was ever carrying; which is why Knockout also hadn't known beforehand with all the medical check-ups and such.

Meaning the baby he'd been carrying for the past deca-cycles literally was never registered in his coding up until Honeybee took it upon herself to do a self-eviction because his frame was just as clueless.

That was the day you changed my life

The solemn longing that seemed to weigh heavy on Deadeye lifted as he stumbled into the baby room Starscream had made while Deadeye was stuck for a week in the med bay recovering. Entering it and limping carefully towards the makeshift craddle, optics cycling at the sound of coos and soft babbles he can hear from it.

Five little fingers wrapped around mine

Reaching the craddle, Deadeye braced himself against it; not quite trusting himself to stay upright and looked. His sparkling, sweet little Honeybee, looked back at him. Quieting down from her babbling as she registered a mech standing over her craddle. Carefully, Deadeye reached down hesitating for a brief moment then--

Deadeye gasped, voice turning into a soft coo as Honeybee smiled back at him, holding on to to his digit in her tiny servos. Mismatched optics squinting back at him with a gurgle, and Deadeye can feel his spark melt at the sight.

That's when I knew that

Feeling tears well up before he even knew it, Deadeye leaned over and brought Honeybee up to his arms; cradling her carefully as he listened to her begin to babble happily. He offered back his digit to her and gave a wobbly smile as she wrapped her tiny fingers around it once more, holding it tight. And, oh...

I would love you til the day,

Deadeye can feel his optics leak as he continues to stare at the sparkling, his sparkling, babble, and wave her arms about it his hold. Her small yellow frame, looking so small and fragile; it was hard to imagine that she'd forcefully evicted herself from his chest.

Deadeye felt his injury throb at the memory, letting out a wet laugh and continuing to smile wobbly back as Honeybee cooed at him curiously.

'til the day that I die

He hadn't even known he was carrying until he woke up from the medbay and Knockout informed him that he was, and his little chest burster had been so impatient that she popped out all by herself instead of letting him know she wanted out. Deadeye can already tell she'd be trouble, putting him in the medbay for days that ended up having Starscream caring for her as he recovered.

Take care of you 'til you walk down that aisle

He won't have it any other way. Honeybee was his buddle of surprise. Deadeye may not know he'd been carrying her for so long, but.. he loves her so much. Seeing her bright yellow frame, tiny lil wings, and her beautiful mismatched optics; he can feel his spark ache, tugging at the faded connection there instinctively.

They'll see the beautiful woman you become,

Oh, looking at her he can already imagine what she'll look like growing up. Honeybee would grow into her frame, with her yellow paint he's sure that she'll be the crew's shining star. Deadeye would make sure she'll be loved and be seen as nothing less than she deserves.

But I'll see

Deadeye pressed a soft kiss on the tiny helm, "...my little girl~"

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and then I start throwing bricks--

@lilruruby, huehuehue~

Also, @yandereduckie; hi, hello: are you proud of me?/ jk

Finally posting this lmao

[pooinhandandclap]

i know that good lives make bad stories.

[beemochi-art]

Happy pride month! This is all I can provide for you guys rn 😭

The well of jazzprowl slop is very dry

[skobbeloff]

The land dwellers are destroying the oceans and overfishing. Do you, a) attempt peace, or b) KILL KILL KILL KILL (and maybe also get exiled to the abyss)?

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[the-haiku-bot]

Only here the fish

can talk and keeps asking you

to make it vodka.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.