Sam's Shoe

I'm the real Shady

[gnarly]

reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

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Roses are red, the voices don’t stop…..

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It's uncanny

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"Isn't going to the game alone kind of, like, sad?" "Shut up grandma"

[late-dawnsandearly-sunsets]

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If you’re going to beat yourself up you might as well use a tiny bat

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Chocolate chip cookies are one of the only things that give me joy anymore

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When you know the food is hot but you're too excited to wait so you take a bite of it anyway and burn yourself

[trajans-deactivated20150201]

“i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men”

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Highschool is

Waking into a group of boys and nearly chocking to death on their cologne

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Maybe not

Me: I got it! I got it! *completely misses ball* Me: I don't got it! I don't got it

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Me: I want a boyfriend like Tate *remembers how he raped Violet's mom and murdered all those people* Me: Maybe not EXACTLY like Tate

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"Things In World Today Are Going To: Hell In A Hand Basket 57% Be Alright 38%

[winged-swings]

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Ugh

Yesterday my alarm clock woke me up an hour earlier than it was supposed to. Except I didn't realize it, so I was standing around outside waiting for the bus at 6 in the morning wondering why it was so dark out. Once looked at my phone and saw the time I walked back to my house. That's when I realized the door locked behind me.

[thejohncarver]

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Guy Fieri is a myth. Legend has it that if you stand in front of a mirror and say ground beef three times Guy Fieri will appear and eat your family

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Today in my history class a kid at my table watched the entire script of the Bee Movie on YouTube. Is this what high school is like?