sam

Silly gal, very normal about minecraft mods

[shadowseductress]

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[bladesofaura13]

The link is broken nooooo

[ot3]

burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine

[ot3]

Happy ten years of Caity weavers infinite mozzarella sticks article

[sudanese-deactivated20250510]

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

[juney-blues]

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[mousegard]

in my professional medical opinion. after 400 years of hrt trans women can do this

[prinnay]

Jambayala☆, a lvl 3 cooking spell

[dogpuppy]

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[ruinedchildhood]

[miggylol]

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[soup-mother]

That mysterious tall girl with a beautiful voice who seems unsteady on her feet and gets nervous and quiet when you talk about going swimming with her is probably secretly a mermaid.

[meloncholy-solstice]

Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.

[klapollo]

look i know it's not gonna be top priority but when the rubber band snaps back and everyone is sjws again we really need to get the de-gendering of clothes on the docket. like why the fuck are we still calling skirts and dresses "women's clothing" while pants and suits get to be neutral in 2026 like it sounds weird when you say it out loud right

[klapollo]

(slaps table like a company director) i want to see cis men in skirts being completely unremarkable by 2032

[tonysbabe29]

[babushkaat]