Verdant Magus

a cool wizard

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[frankendykes-monster]

Kind of ironic that people who don't plan to have children are classified as the people who hate children, even the subset that actually do stress that they hate kids, because they have absolutely nothing on the all-star numbers put up by people who hate children that simultaneously have children.

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would do this.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

pocket pussy made of antimatter call that free bottom surgery

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

who up annihilating they shit

[ignis-aeternus]

I’m gonna do some really stupid math gimme a sec

[ignis-aeternus]

Turns out nobody really measures average penis weight (science has failed me) so I went the route of “treat the object as a standard shape.” In this case, a right cylinder.

Sources: Wikipedia for average length and circumference, https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/files/Density%20and%20mass%20of%20each%20organ-tissue.pdf for the density of muscle tissue (it was the same for all kinds of muscle)

ANYWAYS yeah matter/anti-matter reactions create energy based on the Mass-Energy relation (E=M C^2). If you did this you’re blowin’ your shit smooth off (plus anything in you’re immediate vicinity)

Side note: the final number might be double? I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to count the corresponding mass of anti-matter as well but I didn’t. Either way you’re setting off the equivalent of a small nuclear bomb.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

awesome

[puppyevie]

That's not a small bomb. 6 megatons would put that at around the 19th most powerful nuclear explosion, right after the Castle Union test.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[getting defensive] n-no it's a really small bomb actually...

[viridiancolors]

[rybieradio]

I can never remember if my gender is triangle or circle so it might as well be that

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[albertserra]

They wanna say the word so bad

[thecolorsfucked]

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

[largishcat]

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 21, 2026 - Arrested student protesters in Mumbai are freed by a comrade after a brutal police crackdown on huge student demonstrations across India demanding the resignation of the minister of education and prime minister Modi. [video]

[littoralreverie]

ps/2 ports turned out perfect for turning into ear studs

dunno why I have a reaction to saying 'ow, my port' when I accidentally lean on it tho

[littoralreverie]

there's been some interest in how these were made, so!

i bought a pack of 10mm stud earring bezels, a bunch of pcb mount ps/2 ports, and 10mm OD stainless pipe (not pictured), all from aliexpress

the original plan was to use inline ps/2 ports but the metal sleeve on them was really soft and deformed easily when trying to cut with a rotary tool, so i settled on stainless pipe instead

step 1: remove the metal housing and pins from the port and deconstruct it down to just the centre plastic bit with some side cutters (extract the pins before cutting it down to the centre bit, metal is crunchy)

step 2: cut a ~10mm length of the stainless pipe (don't be like me, secure the pipe properly and use eye protection when using a rotary tool)

step 3: mix up some two-part epoxy, gently align in the stud bezel and let dry

alas they're far from functional ports, but it's a cute lil project and will look good on you :D