The Samtionary

Noun. A collection of sayings and definitions made by Sam http://www.samshownation.com/

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First Fat

Noun. The time in your life in which your body starts changing, your metabolism slows down and you have to adjust what you eat to maintain your shape.

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Little Brother Complex

Noun. The feeling of nervousness/fear of being punched in the face you experience when you are around an older sibling. 

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Homeless Tagging

Verb. Writing messages on the homeless for cheap marketing of products and services.

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Suggestions!

Hey guys,

So I have officially run out of words/phrases for Sam to define. Feel free to suggest some!

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3D

Noun. A name to call a person you really don't want around; meaning Double Dick Douche.

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Ratchet & Hotmess

Proper Nouns. Queen Laqueefa's hench(wo)men.

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Queen Laqueefa

Proper Noun. Non-Threatening Black Man's arch nemesis.

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Token

Proper Noun. Non-Threatening Black Man's sidekick.

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NTBM (Non-Threatening Black Man)

Proper Noun. Sam's superhero alter-ego.

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Delicious Racism

Noun. Non-threatening or offensive, funny racial observations. Example: "You watching Duck Dynasty is like me watching the Hughleys!"

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September-May Relationship

Noun. When you hang out with someone slightly older than you, but old enough for there to be a noticeable age difference.

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The Fiver

Noun. A statement said when things progress from flirting to something more. The statement in question is usually vague and have at most a 5 minute reaction time before the offer is void. I.e. Do you wanna get outta here?

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Silverback

Noun. Being the leader or Alpha male in any relationship.

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Hat Drunk

Noun. The type of drunk a female gets in which they always try to take off your hat and wear it or have their friend wear it.

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Ouija Room

Noun. After drinking copious amount of alcohol, you wake up to the room spinning.

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Good Jail

Verb. Being trapped in a good position or situation. Example: Being stuck with the woman of your dreams; Having a lifelong great job that pays great where all of your needs and most of your wants are met.

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Gettin' Some Change

Verb. A sexual act in which one uses their fingers in the motion one would use to take change from the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny station at one's local convenience store.