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skin is just people crust

pancakeke

the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”

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u r on drugs

pancakeke

nope

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last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

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like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”

kingjaffejoffer

Boss shit

lady-feral

Literal actual goals

argumate

that was intensely satisfying

sushinfood

WELL DONE!!!

jezi-belle

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

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Me petting all the stomach hair that T has given me

shittycryptids

A worm with the face of a human.

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A raccoon with human fists

shittycryptids

A New York pigeon that shouts “Hey, I’m SQUAWKIN’ here!” at passers-by.

misteranybody

OP change your URL

gnatsattack

the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m gay and Sleeping With a Friend is about having sex with a male friend” and then looked at his other band mates like “what are you gonna do about it” and the other band members had to be like (cough) yeah. we, uh, we know it goes against our doctrine but we support him. and he was like “that’s what I thought”

gnatsattack

The moral of the story is that if you want to come out to your homophobic friends all you gotta do is become the face and frontman of the band that is their sole source of income and sleep w whoever you want

Otherwise just ditch em

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Visit Original Link

cruzfucker

this is what dissociation feels like

marisatomay

anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”

cruciatus-in-crucem

This is so sad, Alexa play hooked on a feeling

rayinberkeley

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

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ROBERT GRAVES IS BACK ON MY DASH

sinick

robert graves: 5/7 pwnage

littlebirdofprey

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

crazyintheeast

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

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Me: *wakes up* Go on

renardtrickster

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

sabakunogaaraai

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

toothmuncher3000

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

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RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

babylonqaf

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

leaper182

As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?

mewsburger

I was watching Bobs Burgers today and I was thinking about how much I love the interactions between Bob and Louise. She play this badass little girl who acts as if nothing phases her, but there are times when the show makes you realize that at the end of the day she is still a little girl. Most of that comes into view when she is dealing with her father. Louise is 100% a daddies girl and you can see it in the way she talks to Bob sometimes. Whether it is when she is talking about taking over the restraunt, or being upset that he is spending more time with Gene and Tina, or feeling guilt about gluing him to a toliet seat the undeniable truth that her Dad is her hero is clear. I love this show because although they take you out of the realms of reality they know how to drag you right back.

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What I like about Bob’s Burgers

- Bob is not another “bumbling dad” who has to be mothered by his wife (which is a type of character tv shows have bombarded us with, animated shows in particular)… Instead, Bob is a capable father who is present in his children’s lives, and a loving husband too.

- Linda has a life outside of Bob and her family. She’s not one of those mother characters who have no friends and apparently do nothing interesting outside of their home (like Marge or Lois).

- Tina is a quirky teenage girl, but not in a stereotyped way. She isn’t conventionally attractive but that doesn’t make her insecure at all. She has a fervid imagination that is sometimes disturbing, but still makes her adorable, a unique worldview, and as she is approaching puberty her awkwardness and blooming sexuality aren’t demonized. She’s also a nice person and a great source of humor in the show.

- Gene couldn’t give a damn about gender roles, and it shows.

- Louise is hilarious! And it’s rare that girl characters get to be the troublemakers or the scheming type. If she had been a boy, her character wouldn’t have been that interesting (Bart Simpson, anyone?) but Louise really stands out in her role of enfant terrible.

- The show doesn’t try to be over-the-top cynical (as it’s common nowadays) to attract viewers. I’d say it’s a healthy mix of cynicism and heartwarming moments.

- The humor doesn’t rely on homophobia, racism, sexism or other -isms to make the audience laugh. There are some slip-ups from time to time, but the humor is mostly good natured and doesn’t target marginalized people.

- There are lots of puns in the show, and they’re super cute and don’t interrupt the narration.

- The Belchers genuinely love each other despite their differences and are lovable characters, unlike other shows where the characters all hate each other (*cough* Family Guy *cough*). It’s easy to root for them.