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Today's Document
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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almost home

Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Janaina Medeiros
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*
Here have this
Seven million milfs
A solid chunk of them are trans
this was the post that got the word milf banned on Tiktok and i do not mean this unkindly to the post, i mean it unkindly to Tiktok
Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!
What an ass
THATS MAH BOY
I DON’T NORMALLY REBLOG VIDEOS BUT THIS IS TOO FUCKIN GOOD
I’m the Animal and I kill things
thats so problematic
Literally rooting through your garbage for meats right now
you know there's an entire delicious steak here under this box held up by a stick
Oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah
Where’d the sun go
And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.
That final face was the best
I don't know what's funnier:
1. He didn't know what a pad was, and just assumed that's what it was for
2. He absolutely knows what a pad is, and was struck with a moment of genius
Wizard robe but it has a side slit.
Wizard robe but you're wearing a corset over it
[ID: a tag that reads, "whatever kind of boots a wizard wears but thigh high". /End ID]
Okay consider, the boots lil nas x was wearing
may i humbly suggest these?
[ID: a photo of a pair of thigh-high dark blue suede boots with high gold heels. They are covered with bead embroidery of stars and zodiac constellations.]
ask and ye shall receive...
everyone on this site: i never sleep!!! my sleeping schedule is so fucked lmao!!! sleep??? what’s that????
this website: is dead after 10pm
I punch the walls every night from 10pm-5am
Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said "Aw I wouldn't know" and I choked on my coffee
😂😂
I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn't understand a damn thing written
The Satanic Temple announces Satanic Abortion Ritual, essentially making abortion a religious right under the Religious Freedom Reatoration Act. I don't have enough words for how much I support this organization, atheistic or not. We need more people like this.
Live announcement.
*crying* Hail *sniffles* Satan
The satanic temple does a lot of work to exploit legal loopholes meant to priotritze christians to give safety & care to people who need it. I encourage people to check out some of the other work they do
Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal
Lyra, 15, is on another goddamn level