[theluminator]

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

[a-framed-dog]

Oooh noooooo

[thepigeongazette]

It’s been like…way too windy

Also sorry I’ve been MIA, working on a big project! Will be back soon! also prepping for C2E2!

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

Rejected Harry Potter Valentines — YEAR 2

(Last year’s are HERE and just as uncomfortable)

As always, many more are here And many are for sale here

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

Here. Here. Here are some rejected Harry Potter Valentines I made today.

These have been tested and do not work.

The rest of my valentines are here.

[thehmn]

It has come to my attention that most people don’t know this about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and that’s a goddamn crime against humanity.

Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for nine months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to head. It wasn’t long after that that they gave up on being macho “no touchy” dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they “couldn’t tell where one began and the other ended”.

That’s why they’re so cuddly today. They’re so physically close that it worried Frost’s fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn’t allowed to see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg’s wife has no objections to any of this. If it’s important to her hubby, who is she to judge.

Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to fuck each other, great, you’re going to have a lot of fun. If you don’t want to fuck each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.

(Side note: That’s also why there’s so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle monster that can’t be stopped)

[sanchezwdck]

Found out that Buddy Wailmer makes this face when tapped and now I need bad puns for him.

[slytherindragonfly]

Hogwarts Mystery: Choose your house! Isn’t it cool you get to choose and will have a personalized experience?

Me: Yeah can’t wait to check out the Slytherin common ro-

Hogwarts Mystery: Of course whatever your house is you’ll behave like a Gryffindor in the storyline, but green robes hey!!

Me: Yeah why exactly are Merula and Snape after me if we all want our house to win the c-

Hogwarts Mystery: And did you see these character attributes you get to evolve and specialize in to your liking? Isn’t that neat? Bravery for Gryffindor, empathy for Hufflepuff, knowledge for Ravenclaw…

Me: Yeah what about a Slytherin attribute

Hogwarts Mystery: Don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten how cunning your house is! There’s a nifty side quest where you get to spend energy to vaguely discuss a plan to win the house cup in the most *cunning* way!

Me:

[samrriegel]

♫DnD, D, D, D, D-D-D, D-D-D, D-D-D, DnD Beyond, DnD Beyond! D, D, D, D, D, D-D-D, D-D-D, D-D-D, DnD Beyond, DnD Beyond! DnD, D, D, D, DnD, DnD, DnD, DnD Beyond!♫

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pomrania]

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

[drawnsnake]

HOLY SHIT

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[stability]

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[shoggoth88]

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

[aliee80]

I really want this to be a thing

[zoeneetopaz]

Okay but like…every professor at Hogwarts would have to do the exact same mental math as Arthur, and then realize that he’s Harry freakin’ Potter, and redo their math AGAIN.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

[perhapsarat]

Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. 

‘What about Ron magic?’ offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.  

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: “You are Hagrid now.”

[nukachemistry]

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

[trilllizard666]

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]