i can be ur angle or ur devil

Seriously this is just for shitposts. Don't take anything here seriously. Wife is blue-skies-stardust-eyes, go follow her if you like cute shit or just need some more positivity in your life.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[deaths-accountant]

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

[valtsv]

fantasy really did cook with dragons as an allegory for weapons of mass destruction, more specifically as a symbolic manifestation of the insatiable greed that drives men to seek to claim ownership and control over such weapons

[valtsv]

like oh man i sure hope your dismissal and objectification of highly independent and intelligent beings as "savage beasts" and the fiercely possessive pride you take in their subjugation doesn't reflect your broader ideological values haha. can you even imagine.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[frontmansdefender]

[redvelvetrevolver]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[nomedelblog-1]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[iamoutofideas]

[mothcub]

me discouraging you:

[mothcub]

me supporting you:

[mothcub]

That sounds really unusual I'm only motivated by being pelted with small pebbles in front of a braying crowd personally

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[worst-roommates-ever]

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[valtsv]

honestly revealing as fuck that alternative health scammers will do anything except bring back trepanning. if you really believed your shit worked you'd be begging to drill holes in my skull like an ex-husband outside a divorce court.