SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE GOOD PLACE / 2.06 –– 2.08
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“Do we know anything about these people?”
“We have an hour before we have to pretend to be tortured.”
“We should work on our forced grins.”
“Why are you so scared that someone will know we’re pounding it out?”
“I don’t want people to know precisely because you refer to lovemaking as ‘pounding it out’.”
“Who cares about what other people might think about us being together.”
“He’s not going to learn how to be a good person overnight.”
“He’s not even a person, just a bunch of evil shoved up the butt of a mannequin.”
“Teaching him to be good is like teaching me to be not hot.”
“I can’t even picture it because I’ve been hot my whole life.”
“If I were to tell you something personal about myself, you wouldn’t tell anyone about it, right?”
“A therapist is a trained medical professional with the ability to absorb and process complex ideas about human emotion. I am simply a vessel containing all knowledge in the universe.”
“Philosophy is about questioning the things you take for granted.”
“Ugh, this is why everybody hates moral philosophy professors.”
“They’re fake people, but their pain is real.”
“She’s all soft and smooth like a bunch of water balloons.”
“I tell her she’s pretty a hundred times a day and she’s never said I’m pretty once.”
“He is the least self-aware person I have ever met.”
“He has massive amounts of unearned confidence and is utterly unaware of his own absurdity.”
“Pulling a [name] in this case is lashing out when you feel like a failure.”
“I’m an eternal being who can see in nine dimensions.”
“You want me to admit I was wrong.”
“I really need your help because I feel so lost and vulnerable.”
“I really need you to shut up.”
“You didn’t have to choke out an angel or anything?”
“They’re good, so they’re stupid and trusting.”
“My favorite is rocky road. It contains chocolate ribbon, marshmallows, and your dad’s salty nuts, you fat dink!”
“I lied about who I was and what we were doing, and then I lied a billion more times to support that first lie.”
“We got robbed! They took the walls, they took the floor!”
“I seem to be losing my ability to sustain object permanence.”
“It’s sort of a glass half-full, glass stops-existing-in-time-and-space kind of deal.”
“It was still a lie, even though you didn’t intend it to be.”
“Maybe you falling in love with them was some sort of mutation.”
“Sorry, I say everything in a cheery manner but in this case it may be inappropriate.”
“I’ll be a lifeless marble floating through space.”
“[cheerily] Kill me, kill me, kill me!”
“There are reasons that exist but I don’t want to explain them right now.”
“Look at us, a couple of old pals, one of whom needs to kill the other immediately.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever meant this literally, but that might be too much information.”
“He’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie.”
“You just need to get drunk and go dancing.”
“I’m gonna go to my void for a little while.”
“What a dork, am I right?”
“You can’t just go around inventing people!”
“I’m being forced to watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.”
“All this time indoors has degraded my skin from radiant to merely dewy.”
“How do you feel about murder?”
“What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?”
“You are a messy bench who loves drama.”
“It’s not permissible to ruin their happiness to save ourselves.”
“Isn’t keeping a secret from somebody basically like lying?”
“It’s okay to keep a secret as long as that secret isn’t harming anyone, and telling them that secret might cause harm.”
“I know it’s tempting to take a short-cut, but moral strength is defined by how we behave in times of stress.”
“Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?”
“Every single detail about your life is deeply disturbing.”
“You’ve helped me see that there is more to life than just appearances.”
“I have always wanted to be part of a wedding that was stopped dramatically.”
“I’m just thinking about all the rules I have to follow to stay ethical.”
“You’re the one who gave me wind chimes instead of a penis.”
“Real heartbreak doesn’t have a simple cure.”
“I don’t really experience the passage of time.”
“To get through real heartbreak, you kind of just have to sit with your feelings and mull it over and power through.”
“Talking about your feelings is the worst.”
“It’s so much easier just to find a rebound guy and have sex than talk about your feelings.”
“This relationship has been the best seven hours of my life.”
“I’m going to toss this trunk containing the lifeless husk of my ex-boyfriend into a remote corner of my limitless void.”
“I think that’s probably enough getting to know each other for now.”
“I’ve never been certain about anything.”
“Being ethical is hard and I hate it.”
“Faced with all these challenges, and you never once stopped trying to become a better person.”
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