Watch the dolls, dear; They bite too.

Desmond . Fae/Feym/Feir . Sunstrike System . 18

[sanguinesanctity]

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Listen I… I have no excuse.

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[daintybeth]

before i realised i was gay the idea of being a housewife was horrifying but NOW all i want is to wear aprons and bake for my wife on our little farm while also tending to the animals and taking care of our house until she comes home and then eat dinner and we cuddle up on the couch with our dogs until bedtime🌸

[littleguymart]

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[ainawgsd]

Leopard Seal

The leopard seal (Hydrurga leptonyx), also referred to as the sea leopard, is the second largest species of seal in the Antarctic (after the southern elephant seal). The leopard seal is large and muscular, with a dark grey back and light grey on its stomach. Its throat is whitish with the black spots that give the seal its common name. The overall length of this seal is 7.9–11.5 feet and weight is from 440 to 1,320 pounds. 

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[chompercroncher-deactivated2024]

Kermit says you’re valid!

Request any gender, any sexuality! MOAGAI safe space! 

[marisatomay]

if you never read “the yellow wallpaper” in 10th grade american lit now is not NOT the time to read it

[hundondestiny]

[birlinterrupted]

Kinda goes to show the synergy between reactionary governance and patriarchal control of gender

[queeranarchism]

This is why you do not give politicians extra ‘emergency’ powers. It never actually makes marginalized people safer.

[spacetwinks]

i know there’s 9 hours left but i think we can call this one

[stubblesmacbeth]

its been over 10 years and i can still hear the sound like it just happened

[sufficientlylargen]

[hotvampireadjacent]

some people on this site have never heard this noise before

[pernicious-jellyweasel-deactiva]

Played it for my kids and my 9 year old ran out of the room

[paper-mario-wiki]

My boyfriend discovered this entirely unnecessary and kinda hidden game mechanic in Animal Crossing, here’s me showing it off on stream today.

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

i'm going insane i love this

[onbann]

[boota]

do people actually preheat their ovens

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

[screamingabdallah-deactivated20]

OP is a dumbass n deserves the death penalty.

[boota]

thanks

[chuckdrawsthings]

u ever see a pigeon on public transport and wonder if it knows what the hell it’s doing

[cinnamonbirbs]

I get sad because I wonder if they’ll make it back to their families or their mate. :(

[theramseyloft]

@cinnamonbirbs

Don’t be sad, friend! They know exactly what they’re doing. ^v^

Pigeons have the same cognitive capacity as five year old humans, and have been documented taking advantage of our transportation systems to commute back and forth from foraging grounds farther than they could have easily flown, at a much lower energy cost.

They know the times, which trains go where, where all the best food stops are, and which stop is theirs.

And they tend to be model passengers, taking their seats under the big human seats, and politely filing out at their work and home stops. ^v^

[koki-kariya-personal]

pigeon has responsibilities I’m so proud of them

[milkilyy]

1 reblog equals one hug

[kuma-kami]

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[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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[sweetoothgirl]

Brown Butter, Pistachio and Chocolate Chunk Shortbread