I Do What I Want

30something/F, tired ginger. I like the Oxford comma, every cat, fire, Star Trek, and other stuff. All queue, all the time.

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [39/∞]

[fuzzyhairedfreak]

Murderbot being branded with the company name and refusing to ever name the company even in it's personal logs is so petty and punk rock of it tbh

[museum-of-artifacts]

The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. Now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, is the world's best preserved 17th century ship

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[persephinae]

i am legit crying here

[mammalianmammals]

Eurasian Lynx (Lynx lynx), juvenile, family Felidae, northern Europe

Photograph by Sondre Eriksen Hensema

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[thelondonzhiloh]

[coffeeforthemoon]

"Light catcher" (2012) by Helene Beland.

[victusinveritas]

[monamoni]

[alex51324]

Oh big rectangular slab of ice, we're really in it now.

[nat-20s]

i think the single most unrealistic part of superman 2025 was when it was announced that superman's kryptonian parents told him to have a harem and it was exclusively met with fear and disgust. I KNOW there would've been at least five dedicated subreddits that would have thousands being like HOW TO GET INTO SUPERMAN'S HAREM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE SHOT BIG BLUE THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING

[i-guess-im-into-this-now]

And then there would be people on Tumblr who also want to be in Superman's harem, but the difference is that they would be trying to get Superman pregnant.

[daughterofscotland]

This is what I saw when I first opened this website this morning. I love this website.

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[teaboot]

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

[teaboot]

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

[roostingwindow]

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

[roughentumble]

love her. get his ass kiyohime

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[captainlordauditor]

pamphlet of the dead

[wizardsisananimal]

did you make sure to make lots of mistakes today ? from which to learn and grow ^_^ ?

[gloom-and-doom-in-my-room]

no I'm perfect and beautiful in every way actually. Never made a mistake in my life.

[wizardsisananimal]

sorry to hear you will be encased in resin forever while the world changes around you. maybe one day you will be dug from the earth and put on display in a beautiful place.

[allsadnshit]

We are all shedding old skins this year I can feel it in the air and I think although we all handle it differently - we are gonna come out a little lighter and feeling possible again

[decompose1]

making friends is like. does this person consider me a friend or am i being weird? am i being annoying right now? is this funny or am i weird? do you like to play like me or am i weird? i really like writing with you and i want to know you better but i don't want to make you uncomfortable. i'm still testing the waters, is this raunchy joke funny or am i being weird? i want to know what you think is funny. i want to know what you like. i want to know the sorts of things you like to read and write so i can do it better for you. i'm still figuring you out and i can't tell if you're like me or if i'm just weird.