[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
1. Safeword
2. Sub/dom drop
3. Loosing intrest halfway through
4. Trying something that doesn't work
5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)
6. Bad/failed orgasm
7. Should have safeworded
8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"
9. "Let's never try that again."
10. Sex so bad they break up after
11. Realistic shower sex
12. Incompatible kinks
13. Threw up on that thang
14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused
15. Says wrong persons name during sex
16: ugly crying/overwhelmed
17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"
18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation
19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real
20. Ignored/missed a safeword
21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people
22. "No really, that's not going to fit."
23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party
24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for
25. Sex toy gets stuck
26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex
27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd
28. Sex in a bad location
29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies
Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
it's important to remember that jud's two lowest points were when he killed a man in the ring at 17 and when another priest got killed and he got blamed for it so he's freaking it for most of wudm because we are spending time with him on the second worst weekend of his life but he's boyish and cocky with langstrom pre-wicks and cocky in a smug cat-got-the-cream way one year later and he even manages to pull some moves on blanc for a minute while actively losing it when they first meet so all signs point to him being a huge flirt and a quietly confident menace when he's not having the worst day of his life i fear
#yea i feel like ppl forget he's mostly Not a shaking disaster #he's successfully compartmentalized himself away into a state of functioning and being charming as he does it #like another character i know. anywaaaay @gardeninthevoid say that... father jud and detective blanc the compartmentalization brothers
guys for the past 6 months ive been stuck in the psychological torture vortex with my manager but last week she announced that she's resigned and like. i literally feel so free and unburdened it's crazy. the DAY before she told me i was crying for 2 straight hours at post-work karaoke (the leaving party for my two beloved fellow soldiers in struggle) and going through the 5 stages of grief like psychologically i actually can't stay here without them even though i don't want to leave my job or the organisation. and now i'm free. I LIVED BITCH and i CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bad news on this front is that I had been planning to quit my job and be unemployed at least for a little while. Now I'm locking back into work and might be applying for my manager's job which will continue to be devastating for my attempts to start writing fanfiction :((((((((((((((
Update after 3 HOURS of interviews i got the job AND my (ex-)manager's last day was yesterday....... my total defeat of her in open battle has finally concluded........... but will it be a pyrrhic victory? Only time will tell!
Announcement: f1 pussy curse fest is coming NEXT MONTH
What is it?
An f1 fest focused on one of our most beautiful tropes, the pussy curse and its close cousin, turned into a girl. It will be a chill promt based fest that also allows you to do your own thing and there will be no minimum wordcount.
Wait what's a pussy curse?
Pussy curse or 'woke up with a pussy' is a trope where a character who previously didn't have a pussy suddenly gets one. It's a flexible trope that allows for any cause of a sudden pussy and any method of getting their dick back, though orgasm or getting fucked are common ones. Sometimes the curse is known to characters and sometimes it's a surprise new pussy and they have to figure out what to do. This trope encompasses any sudden magical genital change.
When will it happen?
Promting and sign-ups open: July 15
Prompting closes: August 15
Reveals: October 15
Who is behind this?
@the-odds-are-there and @forcederror
Please spread the word!! Reblog and tell all your friends and discord servers!!
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romaincrisis
stormborns
germansingergirl
turnnoffyourmind
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