cringefail clownthing

19 he/him. putting the "fun" in dysfunctional since 2007

[bookwyrminspiration]

starting a new fuck/marry/kill called aro/crack/attack where you take three characters and decide who you're making aromantic, whose egg you're cracking, and who you're doing grievous bodily harm

[axei]

Luffy, Sanji, Zoro.

[anchored-down068]

North Blue Boys

Aka Sanjis fan boys

[mogamuncher]

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[sanjiphernalia]

if it was somehow unclear, i love cross shipping. like yes i want to see these two unrelated characters kiss each other. it's good for the soul.

[trashfishhh]

Thinking about... how Grace is the short-sleeve type... and Simon is the moe-sleeve type...

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[kreechurthecrazykat]

Yknow, after seeing Project Hail Mary I was fully expecting this website to be all over shipping Grace and Rocky, so to instead find that everyone has agreed that Grace is an aroace icon and he and Rocky are platonic soulmates is a real fun change of pace that is still oh so very tumblr

On the flipside there's the group of fans who are shipping him with Simon from Iron Lung, called the ship BloodyMary, and had them adopt Laika the space dog and call them "The Patron Saints of One-Way Trips" which is so unbelievably tumblr you just have to smile

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[gumy-shark]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

This happens every time they see each other again.

[willofdpeople]

He's literally nice???

[pixeljade]

A fucking bath scene with not one but TWO trans characters bathing with their gender instead of the one assigned at birth, one piece RULES

[pixeljade]

Happy Pride Month!

[sheep-in-elysium]

Been thinking about Leon meeting his younger self right after he lost his family and struggling to tell him that things will get better because things, in fact, did not get better…