peepee poopoo

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[bakwaaas]

the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied

[bakwaaas]

no this is exactly it

[fredersen]

shrimply having a wonderful fishmastime

[fredersen]

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[pastrnk]

[sparrow-va]

And now we have come full circle.

[decafcuppajo]

[einsteinbrosofficial]

[ask-unwell-once-ler-blog]

Christ

[prinncox]

[chloegrrrl]

oh my gosh this got better

[motokidoki]

jesus why

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[pirategf]

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

[doodle-shenanigans]

[character that is just like me] fuck this guy

[anxietyproblem]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[americiumam]

the mutuals button should be a hug

[americiumam]

like this

[meow-moment]

[spamton]

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

canceled my prime membership today

[moldavite]

okay. enough jokes. i'd like to take shelter in the warmth of your gaze now

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[walmart-the-official]

:0

Thank you!

[anxietyproblem]

[evilplants]

please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

[json-derulo]

[jun-hug]

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

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