SAO Rants

Welcome to my Sword Art Online blog. Mostly.

[pitohuimaki]

alicization is literally like “this is a story about hope and childhood friends and the memories you make when you’re young shaping you into the person you’ll become and there’s nothing you can ever do to be a kid again and you’ll never again have the innocence you had back then and life will cut you open and you’ll bleed on everyone you love but nobody will ever realise how broken you think you are until it’s too late and you can die a hero but you’ll never feel like you deserved that title” and we were just like “oh okay cool”

[greenheart-anon]

[geekyhistoriansunite]

I will never not reblog her....

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”

The pharmacist says, “Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”

The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”

[captainlordauditor]

Jeff we’ve been over this

[nightsky-bluerose-sao]

So I’ve got my Eugeo cosplay on the way BUT I’m currently building my breastplate for my GGO Kirito cosplay~ So this is what it looks like right now without the breastplate. Also need to finish styling the wig before I take it to a con in October. Eugeo May be going to a con before then 👀 we’ll see!

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[kiri-tired]

Art by:えむたろ(EmuTaro) / Emtr-san

Twitter: @emtr_san || Pixiv: user842010 (emu) ||

Art source:

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[neuehell]

What to do…

[kiri-tired]

Art by うみ (Umi)

Twitter: @umiinsao || Pixiv: (unknown)

[luisonte]

¿Los gatos flotan?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the sound isn’t necessary, but it does add a quality

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[kiri-tired]

““Be careful, Eugeo. You don’t want to get heated if they say something to you when I’m not around.” “I—I know! Stay cool, right?” Eugeo said, remembering that the sacred language phrase was both a calming reminder and a parting statement. Kirito smiled in embarrassment for some reason, and then repeated it back to him.”

— Sword Art Online Volume 11, Alicization arc Chapter 5 Part 3 (via lostinyujikiri)

[deansass]

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

[deansass]

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

[weaver-z]

GOD IN HEAVEN

[milaluxe]

Great question for Congress! What are you doing? Some of these children dead now weren’t even alive during Sandy Hook. It’s hard to think that maybe if action was taken back then these children would be home making plans for the summer instead of in a fucking morgue.

[oneheadtoanother]

[raincoat-moving]

I hate when customers hand out those stupid and ugly religious pamphlets that are made to look like money because at first glance I am so excited to have money for food or medicine, but the back just has a quote and then followed by "this is more valuable than money". It is disgusting and insulting to give these "tips" to people, especially the poor, and expect a thank you as if you have saved their life.

[raincoat-moving]

i implore anyone reading this to reblog this actually <3

[mikilynnarts]

Mermay part 2! Asuna Yuuki as Ariel. if she can be a fairy, surely she can be a mermaid right?

Also a screenshot reference from The Little Mermaid

[kiri-tired]

So apparently this guy is the most unpopular and forgotten SAO character AND HONESTLY??? HES CUTE??????🥲💥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Im unironically going to make him my boyfriend look at this polite male wife material i love you second bodyguard-kun